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Masterchef. You don't have to be a serial killer to cook here, but it helps. Thread 2.

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Halsall · 15/02/2019 21:43

Tim survives to kill cook another day. More from him at a later date, but also (thank goodness) from lovely Irini.

Bring on the new victims.

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wowfudge · 27/02/2019 20:10

Anyone who says their cooking is about making memories needs to bog off.

fourquenelles · 27/02/2019 20:10

Eliot, my type of man. Big and bear like with a sense of humour and good in the kitchen.

Footle · 27/02/2019 20:10

Candied peel with duck, ok.

ellenanora5 · 27/02/2019 20:10

Rebecca reminds me of Grace a bit

Welcome lurkers, we all looooove Gregg here, so please no unnecessary comments

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Halsall · 27/02/2019 20:10

LOL @ Grace Dent Tribute Act, letting

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whatashower · 27/02/2019 20:11

Gregg is horribly bouncy, like just had a legover bouncy 😫

Squooosh · 27/02/2019 20:11

I settled down last night to watch Masterchef and the bastarding thing wasn't on. I harrumphed.

AutumnCrow · 27/02/2019 20:11

Eclectic is what I think will be left of my electricity on 29th March.

Footle · 27/02/2019 20:11

ellenanora, whom are you kidding?

whatashower · 27/02/2019 20:11

halsall thats one contestant 'named' then 👍

Pencilmuseum · 27/02/2019 20:11

ey up - Olivia is so posh as to be almost unintelligible. and she likes cauli

SchadenfreudePersonified · 27/02/2019 20:12

She of the Rosie the Riveter hairstyle and the Fanny Craddock eyebrows?

She doesn't stand a chance - she's far too old for him (ie out of sixth form)

fourquenelles · 27/02/2019 20:12

Boak what just boak

Squooosh · 27/02/2019 20:12

colla-flower

Is it only me and Shouty McPiehole who say colly-flower?

GrouchyKiwi · 27/02/2019 20:12

She's fooling precisely no-one, Footle.

Pickled cauliflower and a cream sauce? Nope.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 27/02/2019 20:12

Olivia's cauliflower stuff looks . . . . . . . interesting . . . . .

squashyhat · 27/02/2019 20:12

5 acre voice on Olivia. Don't scare the horses love.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 27/02/2019 20:12

A good a posho. Cauliflower, underrated? Has she lived under a rock?

whatashower · 27/02/2019 20:12

ellen 🤣

Footle · 27/02/2019 20:13

Compromise - can she be GraceDentalWoman?

SchadenfreudePersonified · 27/02/2019 20:13

Welcome lurkers, we all looooove Gregg here, so please no unnecessary comments

Unless it's to tell him to fuck off

jay55 · 27/02/2019 20:13

Oil and cream? That's a bit much even for me.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 27/02/2019 20:13

That is not a good sign . . .

Footle · 27/02/2019 20:13

Tewmeric?

Squooosh · 27/02/2019 20:14

My fave posh was the Land Girl type who won a couple of years ago? She had an Italian name.