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Masterchef. You don't have to be a serial killer to cook here, but it helps. Thread 2.

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Halsall · 15/02/2019 21:43

Tim survives to kill cook another day. More from him at a later date, but also (thank goodness) from lovely Irini.

Bring on the new victims.

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whatashower · 27/02/2019 20:14

Oh dear. Bye.

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Halsall · 27/02/2019 20:14

What, that one is ™️ lettingthedaysgoby (excellent name btw)

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wowfudge · 27/02/2019 20:14

What, John's face when he ate that pickled cauli?

ellenanora5 · 27/02/2019 20:14

I do squoosh, and there is an awful lot if it about this series

I know fourqs, just messing, no one would believe me Grin

SchadenfreudePersonified · 27/02/2019 20:14

Footle - IDEAL NAME!

I want her to stay in now so we can use it.

Footle · 27/02/2019 20:14

Squooosh she was great, sort of Francesca sort of name?

foxessocks · 27/02/2019 20:15

Radioactive cauliflower

SchadenfreudePersonified · 27/02/2019 20:15

I say colly-flower too.

I know how to pronounce these things.

GrouchyKiwi · 27/02/2019 20:15

Giovanna, Squoosh? I don't think she won but she was marvellous.

Footle · 27/02/2019 20:15

Schaden, you are so good to me.

fourquenelles · 27/02/2019 20:15

Why do they throw everything at it in this round? Eliot showing off. Shame. I had high hopes for him my fantasies

Squooosh · 27/02/2019 20:16

Giovanna! That's the bally gel! She was lovely.

Footle · 27/02/2019 20:16

Si, Giovanna

lettingthedaysgoby · 27/02/2019 20:16

Oh, GraceDentalWoman is an awesome name, lets hope she stays. Seems good so far

foxessocks · 27/02/2019 20:16

Yeah I liked Eliot he seemed fairly normal. The rest of them are annoying me already.

GrouchyKiwi · 27/02/2019 20:16

I love when they make an emulsion instead of a sauce.

Squooosh · 27/02/2019 20:16

she does look uncannily like Fanny C!

fourquenelles · 27/02/2019 20:17

GraceDentalWoman done good but I will be distracted by those eyebrows.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 27/02/2019 20:17

You deserve it Footle

You were inspired!

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Halsall · 27/02/2019 20:17

Ooh yes Squooosh, Giovanna - face of a Botticelli Venus, voice of a Mitford girl

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foxessocks · 27/02/2019 20:17

I'm not a Gregg fan so hopefully that means I can stay here! Smile

littlbrowndog · 27/02/2019 20:17

Cook the garlic. Ffs

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 27/02/2019 20:18

No one here is wow is there?

littlbrowndog · 27/02/2019 20:18

Oops sorry busting in here

Hello

Footle · 27/02/2019 20:18

Hope GDW won't waste her awesome name