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Masterchef. You don't have to be a serial killer to cook here, but it helps. Thread 2.

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Halsall · 15/02/2019 21:43

Tim survives to kill cook another day. More from him at a later date, but also (thank goodness) from lovely Irini.

Bring on the new victims.

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Footle · 27/02/2019 20:23

Inedible? A problem?

littlbrowndog · 27/02/2019 20:23

Greg’s head belongs on a stick tbh

Footle · 27/02/2019 20:24

I don't like to visualise that stick.

GrouchyKiwi · 27/02/2019 20:24

MIL is talking over the show. I am scowly.

Blonde woman has fantastic crazy eyes. I envy them.

Squooosh · 27/02/2019 20:24

I think there was a Mitford boy among the sisters because I remember a Nancy quote 'Henry* used to ask why Oscar Wilde had been sent to prison but once he went to Eton he never asked anymore'.
Eeek.

*(not sure what his actual name was)

ellenanora5 · 27/02/2019 20:25

Glad Elliot got through, I like him

GrouchyKiwi · 27/02/2019 20:25

Oh. Thought they'd keep Tom.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 27/02/2019 20:25

I think she thinks she thinks she's Pamela Stephenson.

Thought GDW and Sunbedman would make it.

Sorry to see Tom go. All that garlic could have masked the strychnine and we could have got rid of BaldyMcTwatface

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Halsall · 27/02/2019 20:26

Wasn't there a Tom Mitford?

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Footle · 27/02/2019 20:26

Sqooosh I think he was Matthew after his father ( foreigners are fiends and abroad is utterly bloody ) but he may have been Robin in RL.

ellenanora5 · 27/02/2019 20:27

I do not tomorrow remember Elizabeth at all

I do remember I wasn't too keen on the other two

SchadenfreudePersonified · 27/02/2019 20:27

Squooosh

That's quite . . . *chilling^ . . .

littlbrowndog · 27/02/2019 20:27

That is a flat pancake forehead

whatashower · 27/02/2019 20:27

I am trying to think whether my own food is see what you get or see what you dont get or dont see what you get.🤔

iklboo · 27/02/2019 20:27

'My food is honest'

Mine lies. The cakes tell me they're health food and the chips claim to be one of my five a day.

GrouchyKiwi · 27/02/2019 20:27

Don't want honest food. I want my food to lie to me. "Yes, Grouchy, we melted-marshmallows-on-chocolate-biscuits are super food."

SchadenfreudePersonified · 27/02/2019 20:28

That is a wumman on a mission!

ellenanora5 · 27/02/2019 20:28

Oh yes Schaden, Pamela Stephenson is right

SchadenfreudePersonified · 27/02/2019 20:28

iklboo

Grin
Squooosh · 27/02/2019 20:29

I have wikipediaed him and he was indeed a Tom. Well done Halsall. Three house points.

AutumnCrow · 27/02/2019 20:29

He was last surviving Mitford male heir, some sort of great nephew /second cousin once removed of The Sisters, but he took the title and seat in the Lords because of primogeniture.I

I made him a very burnt bbq once in my student house backyard.

Footle · 27/02/2019 20:29

Your starving guests mind if you don't feed them for hours and hours.

Squooosh · 27/02/2019 20:29

she does look like Pamela Stephenson!

fourquenelles · 27/02/2019 20:29

Every day a school day on MN Grin

Fuck off figs.

whatashower · 27/02/2019 20:30

hands up who has got distracted and went off to google Mitfords.
Thomas.
Now pay attention.

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