Masterchef. You don't have to be a serial killer to cook here, but it helps. Thread 2.

[Halsall]

Tim survives to kill cook another day. More from him at a later date, but also (thank goodness) from lovely Irini.

Bring on the new victims.

Well done foxes you passed the test.

face of a Botticelli Venus, voice of a Mitford girl

Delightful description, my dear Halsall!

I knew a boy Mitford at university. He was lovely.

On the whole this lot seem like toddlers given free rein over a spice rack - not much here makes me drool

will there be an inappropriate Fanny and Johnny relationship developing?

Sorry Footle got my myself mixed up there

Samira has impressive calm face whilst listening to criticism.

All views welcome foxes aslongastneymercilesslyslatepotatohead

Hey littlbrown - welcome aboard the good ship Masterchef!

What? Chocolate sauce did they say?

That samphire is not at attention.

I wonder will Jackie turn up tonight, hope not

Am glad Old Dude did well. He looks like a nice Grandad.

I'm not a Gregg fan so hopefully that means I can stay here!

That's a respectable start but we will expect to shortly see from you acidic utterances of bile and spite on the issue of the shouty grocer.

Is that OversleptOnSunbed Man ?worth naming as he is likely to survive.

This guy is fucking me off just by existing.
And Marie Kondo Blondie....pah!

Halsall💪

Ta schadenfreude i like it here already!

The snails worked??

I thought the Mitfords were all female Crow - like greenfly they breed via parthenogenesis, surely.

Of fuck - the Psycho is going to cry.

Looked like a toyboy from my perspective, Grouch.

Omg she love# an egg with anything.
This lot

Foxes - repeat the thread mantra

FUCK OFF GREGGGGGGGGG!!!

Then you're proper in

GraceDentalWoman gets her wish. Greggggg has made 'that noise'.

May God have mercy on her soul.

I think that some of these are Emperor's New Clothes - John and Shouty McPiehole would choke rather than admit they were shite!