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Masterchef. You don't have to be a serial killer to cook here, but it helps. Thread 2.

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Halsall · 15/02/2019 21:43

Tim survives to kill cook another day. More from him at a later date, but also (thank goodness) from lovely Irini.

Bring on the new victims.

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fourquenelles · 27/02/2019 20:18

Well done foxes you passed the test. Wink

Squooosh · 27/02/2019 20:18

face of a Botticelli Venus, voice of a Mitford girl

Delightful description, my dear Halsall!

AutumnCrow · 27/02/2019 20:18

I knew a boy Mitford at university. He was lovely.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 27/02/2019 20:18

On the whole this lot seem like toddlers given free rein over a spice rack - not much here makes me drool

Pencilmuseum · 27/02/2019 20:19

will there be an inappropriate Fanny and Johnny relationship developing?

ellenanora5 · 27/02/2019 20:19

Sorry Footle got my myself mixed up there

GrouchyKiwi · 27/02/2019 20:19

Samira has impressive calm face whilst listening to criticism.

whatashower · 27/02/2019 20:19

All views welcome foxes aslongastneymercilesslyslatepotatohead

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Halsall · 27/02/2019 20:19

Hey littlbrown - welcome aboard the good ship Masterchef!

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foxessocks · 27/02/2019 20:19

What? Chocolate sauce did they say?

jay55 · 27/02/2019 20:19

That samphire is not at attention.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 27/02/2019 20:19
ellenanora5 · 27/02/2019 20:20

I wonder will Jackie turn up tonight, hope not

GrouchyKiwi · 27/02/2019 20:20

Am glad Old Dude did well. He looks like a nice Grandad.

Squooosh · 27/02/2019 20:20

I'm not a Gregg fan so hopefully that means I can stay here!

That's a respectable start but we will expect to shortly see from you acidic utterances of bile and spite on the issue of the shouty grocer.

whatashower · 27/02/2019 20:20

Is that OversleptOnSunbed Man ?worth naming as he is likely to survive.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 27/02/2019 20:20

This guy is fucking me off just by existing.
And Marie Kondo Blondie....pah!

littlbrowndog · 27/02/2019 20:21

Halsall💪

foxessocks · 27/02/2019 20:21

Ta schadenfreude i like it here already!

The snails worked??

SchadenfreudePersonified · 27/02/2019 20:21

I thought the Mitfords were all female Crow - like greenfly they breed via parthenogenesis, surely.

Of fuck - the Psycho is going to cry.

Footle · 27/02/2019 20:21

Looked like a toyboy from my perspective, Grouch.

littlbrowndog · 27/02/2019 20:21

Omg she love# an egg with anything.
This lot

iklboo · 27/02/2019 20:22

Foxes - repeat the thread mantra

FUCK OFF GREGGGGGGGGG!!!

Then you're proper in Grin

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Halsall · 27/02/2019 20:22

GraceDentalWoman gets her wish. Greggggg has made 'that noise'.

May God have mercy on her soul.

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SchadenfreudePersonified · 27/02/2019 20:22

I think that some of these are Emperor's New Clothes - John and Shouty McPiehole would choke rather than admit they were shite!