Masterchef. It's back. Go on, you know you want to. Thread the 1st

[Halsall]

New series, starts Monday the 13th (unlucky for some?) on BBC1 at 9pm. Starting on a low gas now so the Greggggg 'observations' can build up gradually to a nice rolling boil.

THANK YOU ❤️ to @MrsTommyBanks for spotting the date and sending out the Mastercheffians bat-signal

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Apologies to anyone I've missed and I trust you'll see the thread. We need the equivalent of an email group!

56 new contestants to find nicknames for

New thread THIS WAY FOLKS

Bloody sky fucked it all up, I have it recorded so hopefully got all of it, but I've read the rest of the thread and I'm so happy Irini got through, not thrilled Tim has though, catch you all next week, have a great weekend everyone

@Schadenfruedepersonified - "This I love" That is your species memory protecting you against predators."

It's why people don't like spiders - the lizard brain - and G^%%99 - now , to read the rest of the thread

Re "who is going to write to the BBC under the Freedom of Information Act to ask (a) how much does Gregg earn and (b) why is he still on the BBC?" I did actually complain to the BBC to ask - what does he contribute and also that he was a bit leery towards younger female contestants.

They thanked me for my comment

Just directing anyone else who might get drop by to the SHINY NEW THREAD ✨✨✨

This way, move along, nothing to see here...