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Masterchef. It's back. Go on, you know you want to. Thread the 1st

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Halsall · 05/02/2019 11:23

New series, starts Monday the 13th (unlucky for some?) on BBC1 at 9pm. Starting on a low gas now so the Greggggg 'observations' can build up gradually to a nice rolling boil.

THANK YOU ❤️ to @MrsTommyBanks for spotting the date and sending out the Mastercheffians bat-signal Grin

@SchadenfreudePersonified
@ellenanora5
@RomaineCalm
@GrouchyKiwi
@Wolfcub
@Taffeta
@fourquenelles
@whatashower
@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow
@PencilMuseum
@jay55
@ilovesooty
@iklboo
@shirleyphallus

Apologies to anyone I've missed and I trust you'll see the thread. We need the equivalent of an email group!

56 new contestants to find nicknames for Smile

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CrispbuttyNo1 · 15/02/2019 21:26

Oh ffs, yui should have stayed, not Tim

Wolfcub · 15/02/2019 21:27

Oh god Tim even drinks champagne like a twat

Taffeta · 15/02/2019 21:27

Yeah bin Lizard and Grocer

Idris and Rupert Penry-Jones

Oh yes

SchadenfreudePersonified · 15/02/2019 21:27

Poor Yui - I think she had so much to offer.

Such a shame. Glade Annabel and Irini made it though.

JenniferJareau · 15/02/2019 21:28

Tim should have gone home

fourquenelles · 15/02/2019 21:28

Grrrr I am going to have to go and comfort eat some chocolate now.

CrispbuttyNo1 · 15/02/2019 21:28

I didn’t realise it was only half an hour tonight. I’d better get back to my serious bushmills consumption. Have a great weekend everyone . See you on Monday xxx

Taffeta · 15/02/2019 21:28

Ooh yum

Yeah, great critique Gregg Hmm

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Halsall · 15/02/2019 21:28

Oh my God. Mr Creosote really IS Mr Creosote now Shock

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Pencilmuseum · 15/02/2019 21:28

who is going to write to the BBC under the Freedom of Information Act to ask (a) how much does Gregg earn and (b) why is he still on the BBC?

RomaineCalm · 15/02/2019 21:28

Such a shame for Yui. See you all back next week.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 15/02/2019 21:28

Taffeta - ooooh yes!

Janecon · 15/02/2019 21:29

Tim??? 😬

ilovesooty · 15/02/2019 21:29

Bugger. I'll be a little late to the party on Monday night and I'll miss Wednesday.

Thanks everyone.

Pencilmuseum · 15/02/2019 21:29

why is MC only on for half an hour? nearly ended up watching Mrs Brown'sBoys then.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 15/02/2019 21:29

And why has nobody strangled him? Pencil

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 15/02/2019 21:30

Are they fucking surprised that Yui screwed up? No experience of game cooking, from a culture that doesn't eat it?

Pah! That's all.
See you all next week.

whatashower · 15/02/2019 21:31

is that IT? I sat here for 24 hours for THAT? Ah well!

Enjoy the rest of your birthday crisp

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Halsall · 15/02/2019 21:31

I'll start a new thread before we get to next week, we're going to need it.

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SchadenfreudePersonified · 15/02/2019 21:32

And so unfair commenting on the shot.

Every restaurant I've ever been in that serves game has a little note warning diners that they may end up with a gob full of lead find shot in their meal.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 15/02/2019 21:34

Anyway - see you next week all.

Enjoy the rest of your birthday, Crispy

SchadenfreudePersonified · 15/02/2019 21:34

Place a link for us Halsall

MrsTommyBanks · 15/02/2019 21:35

You can't have Idris presenting. I'd have to stop watching out of principle.

crisp I need to know how to do that hassle squash please.

MrsTommyBanks · 15/02/2019 21:41

Thank you and have a good weekend everyone. See you all Monday.

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 15/02/2019 21:42

Enjoy your birthday Crisp! (I'd like to know about the hassle squash too)

Until we meet again, folks, whether in the sewing room, by the ice rink or in the kitchen.