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Masterchef. It's back. Go on, you know you want to. Thread the 1st

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Halsall · 05/02/2019 11:23

New series, starts Monday the 13th (unlucky for some?) on BBC1 at 9pm. Starting on a low gas now so the Greggggg 'observations' can build up gradually to a nice rolling boil.

THANK YOU ❤️ to @MrsTommyBanks for spotting the date and sending out the Mastercheffians bat-signal Grin

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Apologies to anyone I've missed and I trust you'll see the thread. We need the equivalent of an email group!

56 new contestants to find nicknames for Smile

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Halsall · 15/02/2019 21:17

Sitwell's giving Annabel a 'well, hellOH' kinda vibe

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fourquenelles · 15/02/2019 21:17

Oh weeping Annabelle. Pull yourself together Ygrette. John Toad you know nothing.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 15/02/2019 21:17

Just what I said to Mr Schaden, Grouchy

FFS - Don't get Gregggg bouncing up an down

Taffeta · 15/02/2019 21:17

Tim looks like he should be hiding under a bed in Luther

Janecon · 15/02/2019 21:18

The husband is half asleep after several glasses of wine. He's just heard Gregg enthusing about the food and muttered 'fuck he's a knob isn't he'.... 😂

SchadenfreudePersonified · 15/02/2019 21:18

I thought that Halsall

"Won't you come into my parlour . . . "

Taffeta · 15/02/2019 21:18

Tim has insipid skin Grin

whatashower · 15/02/2019 21:18

I keep forgetting what a parrot Gregg is. Oh dear Tim - dont find that plate appealing.
Wish there was an ad break, need gin.

Janecon · 15/02/2019 21:18

And is now asleep again. Think Father Jack.

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Halsall · 15/02/2019 21:18

'Your skin is insipid and chewy'

Not what a serial killer wants to hear

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ilovesooty · 15/02/2019 21:19

Tim doesn't like the feedback. I'd be wondering where he put the cyanide.

CrispbuttyNo1 · 15/02/2019 21:19

He looks very ratlike when he smiles

fourquenelles · 15/02/2019 21:19

Hi five Janecon's husband. Good man. Good man.

ilovesooty · 15/02/2019 21:20

Oh dear
Poor Yui.

GrouchyKiwi · 15/02/2019 21:20

Darn, Yui. You were a good contestant, but this was a tough brief for you.

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Halsall · 15/02/2019 21:20

Bloody hell, Sitwell's giving Yui the eye now, too. Ffs!

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RomaineCalm · 15/02/2019 21:20

Janecon are you sure we don't share a husband? Hmm

SchadenfreudePersonified · 15/02/2019 21:20

Mark my words - -Tim will be on a photofit on the news with "Wanted to help the Police with their Enquires" any day now.

And poor Yui - that was cruel

Wolfcub · 15/02/2019 21:21

Why is there heather on the plate

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 15/02/2019 21:21

Offal bonbons. Mmmmmm 🤮

Taffeta · 15/02/2019 21:21

Shitwell wouldn't fuck with Lisa
She'd eat him for breakfast

GrouchyKiwi · 15/02/2019 21:21

Can't work out whether Tim or Justin is going through.

fourquenelles · 15/02/2019 21:22

Ooooo Yui may be safe. Shame Gregggggggg didn't get the shot.

Wolfcub · 15/02/2019 21:22

Get your dentures checked John

SchadenfreudePersonified · 15/02/2019 21:22

SHITWELL - FUCK OFF!!!!!

GREGGGGG - just fuck off.

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