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Masterchef. It's back. Go on, you know you want to. Thread the 1st

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Halsall · 05/02/2019 11:23

New series, starts Monday the 13th (unlucky for some?) on BBC1 at 9pm. Starting on a low gas now so the Greggggg 'observations' can build up gradually to a nice rolling boil.

THANK YOU ❤️ to @MrsTommyBanks for spotting the date and sending out the Mastercheffians bat-signal Grin

@SchadenfreudePersonified
@ellenanora5
@RomaineCalm
@GrouchyKiwi
@Wolfcub
@Taffeta
@fourquenelles
@whatashower
@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow
@PencilMuseum
@jay55
@ilovesooty
@iklboo
@shirleyphallus

Apologies to anyone I've missed and I trust you'll see the thread. We need the equivalent of an email group!

56 new contestants to find nicknames for Smile

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MrsTommyBanks · 15/02/2019 21:07

No way can anyone cook a decent stew in 1 hour. That venison will be tough as fuck.

MadauntofA · 15/02/2019 21:08

That's what I was thinking Four - where my Instant pot would be perfect

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 15/02/2019 21:08

Bush beater - I would have assumed that was something else Blush

Taffeta · 15/02/2019 21:08

Lisa's hair is straightened to within an inch of its life

I'd be very scared of curling if I was her hair. She's obv terrified it into submission

Wolfcub · 15/02/2019 21:08

They are allowed pressure cookers in the Aussie version

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Halsall · 15/02/2019 21:08

AAAARGH! I'm late!

What have I missed??

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Janecon · 15/02/2019 21:08

In the interests of true culinary sophistication I'm eating a packet of Munchies accompanied by a glass of white wine.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 15/02/2019 21:08

Are you a game cook?

RomaineCalm · 15/02/2019 21:09

Halsall. Weird Tim, tough game, a couple of sous-vide things and a bonbon. Oh, and green stuff with chocolate...

SchadenfreudePersonified · 15/02/2019 21:09

Janecon

You are at home here

Wolfcub · 15/02/2019 21:09

Can you flush him with your spanner’s Schaden?

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 15/02/2019 21:09

Evening. Almost missed you all.
Everyone who does grouse is dead to me. Ruining the moors, making them monocultures, killing any bird that's a threat. Plus tgey are manky with lead shot and pesticide. Jane especially, for a country girl, should know they eat bilberries in the wild. And she was a beater. Ugh.
Think I might have to miss tonight. Plus shitwell.

Taffeta · 15/02/2019 21:09

Step away from young Annabel Gregg you perv

SchadenfreudePersonified · 15/02/2019 21:09

Oh no!

Not the sous vide!

GrouchyKiwi · 15/02/2019 21:10

Annabel's only 22.

MrsTommyBanks · 15/02/2019 21:10

I've got a bit of a cold. It's making me want to slap Gregg every time he pulls an exaggerated face.

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Halsall · 15/02/2019 21:10

Thanks Romaine!

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whatashower · 15/02/2019 21:11

Can I just say that venison teriyaki is absolutely marvellous. Agree the stews are going to be tough challenging.

Janecon · 15/02/2019 21:11

Gregg's terrible game joke 😬

ilovesooty · 15/02/2019 21:11

I've never had grouse. I don't think I want to either.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 15/02/2019 21:11

They would run him to ground in a heartbeat, Wolf

RomaineCalm · 15/02/2019 21:11

But Grouchy "we know that she's a classic chef". What a load of twaddle.

Taffeta · 15/02/2019 21:11

Nooo fuckery stay

I don't eat game or lamb

But love slagging it all off

Janecon · 15/02/2019 21:12

Sitwell's hair is very bouncy

SchadenfreudePersonified · 15/02/2019 21:12

Hear , hear Fuckery