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Masterchef. It's back. Go on, you know you want to. Thread the 1st

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Halsall · 05/02/2019 11:23

New series, starts Monday the 13th (unlucky for some?) on BBC1 at 9pm. Starting on a low gas now so the Greggggg 'observations' can build up gradually to a nice rolling boil.

THANK YOU ❤️ to @MrsTommyBanks for spotting the date and sending out the Mastercheffians bat-signal Grin

@SchadenfreudePersonified
@ellenanora5
@RomaineCalm
@GrouchyKiwi
@Wolfcub
@Taffeta
@fourquenelles
@whatashower
@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow
@PencilMuseum
@jay55
@ilovesooty
@iklboo
@shirleyphallus

Apologies to anyone I've missed and I trust you'll see the thread. We need the equivalent of an email group!

56 new contestants to find nicknames for Smile

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ilovesooty · 15/02/2019 21:22

"Cooking issues" mean au revoir.

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 15/02/2019 21:22

Execution! A bit harsh, Greggggg. Couldn't you just let her go home?

Wolfcub · 15/02/2019 21:23

Could Hohn have been any more insincere there

fourquenelles · 15/02/2019 21:23

Lisa, Yui (boo) and Tim.

Taffeta · 15/02/2019 21:23

Irini Annabel and Serial Killer

RomaineCalm · 15/02/2019 21:23

Scary Lisa, Yui and Weird Tim to go?

Taffeta · 15/02/2019 21:23

To go through that is

Pencilmuseum · 15/02/2019 21:24

Lisa has aged visibly since last time. shot herself in the foot this time.

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Halsall · 15/02/2019 21:24

Ah no, poor Yui Sad

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Myimaginarycathasfleas · 15/02/2019 21:24

I think I agree Taffeta

whatashower · 15/02/2019 21:24

I am now fantasising about Idris Elba on Celeb Masterchef. Ta, taffeta Or Idris replacing Gregg. or anyone replacing Gregg........

SchadenfreudePersonified · 15/02/2019 21:24

Noooooo - don't send Yui and Lisa home and keep that twat Tim!

ilovesooty · 15/02/2019 21:24

Team Justin.

Taffeta · 15/02/2019 21:25

OMG can you imagine Idris hosting this???

OMG

OMG

GrouchyKiwi · 15/02/2019 21:25

They need to put the person through who cooked the main element properly. So sod off, Tim.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 15/02/2019 21:25

Look at him.

Looks at him! Cold dead eyes of a murderer!

Wolfcub · 15/02/2019 21:25

TAffeta that would be amazing. I bloody love Idris

glitterbiscuits · 15/02/2019 21:26

I'd replace Greggg. I'd love to stand next to John Torode all day. He's on my special list

ilovesooty · 15/02/2019 21:26

Yui is devasted.

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Halsall · 15/02/2019 21:26

Yui is through-y Sad

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GrouchyKiwi · 15/02/2019 21:26

I think we need to petition the BBC to get Idris on and give Gregg the old heave ho.

WRONG CHOICE. WRONG.

fourquenelles · 15/02/2019 21:26

Boooo.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 15/02/2019 21:26

Oh FUCK!!!!!!!

ilovesooty · 15/02/2019 21:26

TWATS!!!!

whatashower · 15/02/2019 21:26

Oh dear.