Keeeeeep cooking! It's Masterchef The Professionals Thread 2

[Halsall]

The story so far: Scotch egg disaster: monkfish mayhem. Will there be foam, soil, smear and/or crumb?

Now read on.....

Oooo a lipstick kiss tatt. Class.

I really don't ike those ear-things. Godson has them. They r=are awful

Oh - this one has those tear-type tattoos.

Doesn't that mean he's murdered someone in prison?

Ouch

Learned his knife skills by shanking someone

fourquenelles. 🤣

Shut up Gregg!

@wolfcub

Fuck of Tristen.

Fuck off a long long way away

Well - that's one the bookies needn't worry about.

Taxi for Tristan, and some heavy-duty concealer for his tattoos

This is worse than the last one.

God that was painful

I hate it when they completely fall apart.

No-one called Tristram has penitentiary style tats and piercings, surely?

Waste of a nice fish

You can just tell his next round is going to be some fucking disaster. Exploratory ingredients that he thinks are revolutionary and shouldn’t ever be put together for a good reason

And take Greggggg with you Tristen I will help you dig a shallow unmarked grave

Utter cunt.

Proper disaster.

Does their long lanky hair not fall in the food?

NOT YOU GREGG

NO FFS!

DON'T COME OUT FIGHTING!!!!!!

There'll be corpses all over the worktops . . .

So much for me thinking that would be the straightforward test.
Makes the first guy look exceptional.

A point to prove “not to us” (‘cos you are already out on your arse whatever happens)

I love Baked Alaska. Done properly in the oven, of course.

No-one called Tristram has penitentiary style tats and piercings, surely?

It's the only way they can survive shower.