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Keeeeeep cooking! It's Masterchef The Professionals Thread 2

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Halsall · 13/11/2018 20:49

The story so far: Scotch egg disaster: monkfish mayhem. Will there be foam, soil, smear and/or crumb?

Now read on.....

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Footle · 14/11/2018 20:11

His ears aren't appetising

Wolfcub · 14/11/2018 20:11

Bleached eyebrows?

SchadenfreudePersonified · 14/11/2018 20:11

Sumo Chef!
Probably strangles his own beasts for the pot

I KNEW IT! HUNTING! STRANGLES STAGS!

Shirleyphallus · 14/11/2018 20:12

Dudley Dursley is looking well

MrsTommyBanks · 14/11/2018 20:12

Reporting for duty

SchadenfreudePersonified · 14/11/2018 20:12

Yep Wolf

Eyebrows are well weird.

Wolfcub · 14/11/2018 20:12

Grumpy marcus

fourquenelles · 14/11/2018 20:12

I thought he walked in like a Sumo too Schaden

jay55 · 14/11/2018 20:13

Perplexed Marcus

SchadenfreudePersonified · 14/11/2018 20:13

You missed a good 'un MrsTommy

ilovesooty · 14/11/2018 20:13

He's mangled that fish!

SchadenfreudePersonified · 14/11/2018 20:13

Looks better than I expected for a strangled plaice

whatashower · 14/11/2018 20:14

Ginger. Beard. Tats. Three reasons why I wasn’t selected for this series —plus I am not a professional cook—

SchadenfreudePersonified · 14/11/2018 20:14

How the hell would you know Gregggg?

Wanker!

whatashower · 14/11/2018 20:14

Gaah another strikethrough fail

Wolfcub · 14/11/2018 20:14

Greg what the fuck were you watching?

GrouchyKiwi · 14/11/2018 20:15

Oh dear. Alas. I'm enjoying Marcus shutting down Gregg's comments.

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Halsall · 14/11/2018 20:15

I'm afraid those ear things repulse me as well.

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Pencilmuseum · 14/11/2018 20:15

Late on parade. Thanks for approval fourq. I thought ateardrop prison tat meant you'd killed someone. Tristan???

jay55 · 14/11/2018 20:15

I was waiting to say tattoo man was the chef in prison

Shirleyphallus · 14/11/2018 20:15

Is that a lipstick tattoo on his neck?!

Wolfcub · 14/11/2018 20:15

Lighting tatoos. I’m seeing a theme this show

ilovesooty · 14/11/2018 20:15

What has he got on his neck?

GrouchyKiwi · 14/11/2018 20:15

Interesting tattoo on his neck...

whatashower · 14/11/2018 20:15

What is it with young people and tattoos, crikey