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Keeeeeep cooking! It's Masterchef The Professionals Thread 2

923 replies

Halsall · 13/11/2018 20:49

The story so far: Scotch egg disaster: monkfish mayhem. Will there be foam, soil, smear and/or crumb?

Now read on.....

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fourquenelles · 14/11/2018 20:02

MrsTommy you have a lovely daughter.

Gregg is in a cracked old Bakelite container in a disused world war two bunker.
Pencil poetry, pure poetry

SchadenfreudePersonified · 14/11/2018 20:02

Are we sitting comfortably?

Then we'll begin . . . .

Shirleyphallus · 14/11/2018 20:02

Signing in!

jay55 · 14/11/2018 20:04

More fish.

This seems a less confusing test than others.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 14/11/2018 20:04

Is there a law or something that says Gregggggg has to actually appear on camera?

It's just my life wouldn't be perfect if I could only hear his tatty comments, but it would certainly be hugely improved.

(Loved Marcus' "Yeeeeeeaaah" in contemptuous response to G's drivel)

Halsall · 14/11/2018 20:04

Fish carnage tonight, then!

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Joinourclub · 14/11/2018 20:04

I’m feeling hungry already!

GrouchyKiwi · 14/11/2018 20:04

Evening all. Get Marcus chopping shallots without looking.

fourquenelles · 14/11/2018 20:06

Delicious. Dribbling here.

Wolfcub · 14/11/2018 20:06

I’m not sure about lightening tear tatoos

Shirleyphallus · 14/11/2018 20:07

Delicious. Dribbling here.

Over the fish or Marcus?

SchadenfreudePersonified · 14/11/2018 20:07

I can do that Grouchy which is why my fingers are all lacerated

Stephen Hawking ?

Footle · 14/11/2018 20:07

R2D2 is here

fourquenelles · 14/11/2018 20:07

Both Shirley both!

Wolfcub · 14/11/2018 20:08

Schaden Eddy Redmane

SchadenfreudePersonified · 14/11/2018 20:08

Who has a lightening tear tattoo?

Halsall · 14/11/2018 20:08

Oooh, nice filleting technique, Sean. Setting a high bar.

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SchadenfreudePersonified · 14/11/2018 20:08

Cheers Wolf

whatashower · 14/11/2018 20:08

phew dinner overran (but it was very good although I say so myself)
Catching up.....

Shirleyphallus · 14/11/2018 20:09

He’s already better than all of those oafs from yesterday

SchadenfreudePersonified · 14/11/2018 20:09

SHUT THE FUCK UP GREGGGGGGG!

SchadenfreudePersonified · 14/11/2018 20:09

Looks very inviting . . .

Joinourclub · 14/11/2018 20:10

Do they post Marcus’ and Monica’s recipes online? I’d like to try this one.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 14/11/2018 20:10

Well done bonny lad!

GrouchyKiwi · 14/11/2018 20:10

Looks lovely. Good chap.