Keeeeeep cooking! It's Masterchef The Professionals Thread 2

[Halsall]

The story so far: Scotch egg disaster: monkfish mayhem. Will there be foam, soil, smear and/or crumb?

Now read on.....

Which Weasley will be on tomorrow's show? Do you think they got a job lot? I'm hoping for the tough one who hunted dragons or similar

Yes she is my youngest @Shirleyphallus
My pride and joy.
Much more gorgus than I could ever be

#proudMum

Schaden She is àmazing. She does do hair well. But a beautiful person as well.
I'm so proud of her

Ahhhh good for you Tommy, so lovely to hear of a proud mum.

What a clever clogs, no wonder you’re so proud. She is gorgeous too. Absolutely amazing hair.

The best thing is she is a good person. Really good.

Here we all are , phew. Part of my family imploded in typically cataclysmic fashion - they don't do things by halves - so I had to Switch Off.
But I'm glad to see I picked the correct three to go through.

She was the first of my family to gèt a degree.
My DGM died last month.
Annie's degree photo took pride of placè in her home

Many congrats, MrsTommy and beautiful Annie.

Lovely girl you have there, MrsTommy

Thank you. Weirdly your opinions matter. I'm really touched.
Can we all hate Idris tho?

Go on Halsall go on go on go on.

Well I hope Idris is reading this and is suitably mortified. You are lucky, Mrs Tommy Banks ❤️. Plus, being married to TommyBanks and all. 😀

Hope everything is OK, Footle.

That's pretty poor of Idris, MrsTommyBanks
Your daughter sounds marvellous.

Yes Mrs Tommy you should be proud. Had a suspicion Idris was a bit full of himself. You can tell from those sky adverts. He can join the Michael McIntyre and James Corden drawer. But Gregg is in a box of his own for being unmatchably unspeakable.

How lovely MrsTommy

PMSL @ the wanker’s drawer

So Idris, MM & JC in the WD
Marcus in squoosh’s basement
And Gregg locked in the salad drawer with the rotting veg, yes?

Gregg is in a cracked old Bakelite container in a disused world war two bunker.

bagadverts, yes I loved Monica's oh-so-polite putdown to Baldy. Game On!!!

So here once again I slink onto this thread, full of promise. Hoping to join in with Gregg bashing, but inevitably I'll get bogged down and miss an episode and slink back out again...
(I'm like a chefs challenge failure).
I do have to ask though (late obviously) what is up with Grace Dent ? she seems constantly pissed, half slurring & making weird flirty double entendres (to the food usually). She baffles me.

Grace looks like she’s not eating much

Which is weird because she is a food critic

Grace. What can we say about Grace...

Grace is basically a vegetarian.

I’m not saying anything else.

Vegetarian? Or on a strict "grape" diet ?

So is she just relying on the others to taste the meat?

Makes her judging a bit skewed, no?

Thanks GrouchyKiwi. If they'd only devote their time to MN instead of Life, the Universe etc, they'd find all the answers to their conundrums. And it might help if some of them hadn't married total dickheads.

Fine , fine thank you. And yourself?

Phew! Found you. Thanks Halsall