Keeeeeep cooking! It's Masterchef The Professionals Thread 2

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The story so far: Scotch egg disaster: monkfish mayhem. Will there be foam, soil, smear and/or crumb?

Now read on.....

Digging up my patio

Bit of a fucking cheat that the cake, ice cream and jam are all made

Meringue is a piece of piss isn’t it. Even I could do this challenge.

Named after an uninhabited group of islands in the south Atlantic, Tristan books a one way ticket back.

I was half watching the one with the scotch egg and monkfish.

How come there was only 5 in the second round? We're there only 5 to start with? Did so.eone run away?

I want a blast chiller. And one of those eye-level ovens.

Ooh, know see, I am learning stuff here (not about tattoos, about baked Alaska) unlike (whisper) gbbo

At least on here the chefs cook the challenge in the allotted time to show us how it's done. On the GBBO, Hollywood doesn't even peel a quince.

Greed y Gregg is already beside himself to get something sweet.

*now see, sorry

I bet poor old Jake would have been able to cook that plaice.

Cross-post shower - refs to GBBO . . .

EXACTLY schaden

What is it with constant mum and man refs. Like X factor. We're all on a journey with them grrr

But as shirley says, Baked Alaska is simple compared to the fish thing. It's a trick involving an assembly job.

He scooped ice cream onto a mr Kipling Gregg it’s not bloody rocket science

This one is disappointing already - he isn't immediately identifiable as a criminal, member of the Bolivian aristocracy, famous actor . . .

Shame . . .

No-one called Tristram has penitentiary style tats and piercings, surely?

Who was that posh felon in the Simpson's??

Nan not man

Monica you naughty person you.

I want to lick her. I bet she smells lovely.

Wolf

Fuck that apostrophe

I think he was called Snake Autumn

Course, there's a lot of posh felons in parliament, but they lack the tattoos

AutumnCrow Slideshow Bob.

Looks horribly gritty

FUCK OFF GREGG