Keeeeeep cooking! It's Masterchef The Professionals Thread 2

[Halsall]

The story so far: Scotch egg disaster: monkfish mayhem. Will there be foam, soil, smear and/or crumb?

Now read on.....

That ring of summer vegetables is approximately the same diameter as his stinky lobes

I remember the no spices chef. Rarely have I shouted so loudly at the telly.

He started coming round a bit in the end I recall but too little too late.

I'm not keen on the plates.
They are a very meh group.

Lol Luke really is a posey hipster

I’d shag deconstructed Goan but think it’s mañana baby

Love guy to go?

Love ffs

Yay Max

Gregg said unctuous.

Unctuous.

WE are getting very good at calling this.

wouldn't cross the street to eat any of these except Maxim's

I’d cross the road to eat John’s dick. Does that count?

Stinky lobes can get outta town and thank god for that.

Yy, Fuckery, no stars like in previous rounds. No one who you immediately think could get to the final.

Taffeta called it! Well done.

Shirley!

John is not taking this well.

Shirley

I'll take that.. right choice for me.

See you all tomorrow.

at least one contestant is beardless janina

Like Em all. Good.

Shirley you know you said that out loud?!!

Excellent. Looks like some glorious disasters tomorrow.

shirley, you sassy little madam!

We're normally so reserved on this thread. The raciest we get is hinting at bit of S&M with Marcus in the cellar.

Right choice. See you tomorrow.

shirley