Keeeeeep cooking! It's Masterchef The Professionals Thread 2

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The story so far: Scotch egg disaster: monkfish mayhem. Will there be foam, soil, smear and/or crumb?

Now read on.....

Stinky lobes playing safe

I'm heaving at everything that was touched with raw chicken hands.

LOLOLOL @ Shirley (actually I spend most of this thread laughing at shirley's gems)

Yes, Grouchy, it was Tony. Very similar look!

Yum yum crab

Uh oh toupee guy

Peers at TV. Is that a toupe?

Oh yes now we’re talking

Goan goodness yuuuum

'It's weird even if not...

Love sound of the monkfish curry

Goan curry... yes please!

I could eat monkfish every day

I think it’s just a bad haircut Four

That’s £100 of fish

pencil no, not much beardiness round here. But it’s not a popular look amongst cows, sheep or goats. Think the llamas are tempted though.

Agree William thinks he is a little bit out there “I’m mad me” but isn’t.

Hello by the way ! New here

Toupee or terrible haircut. Which is worse?

Coukd Marcus instil more contempt in the word "gel"? That's the mean Marcus we know and love.
God there's some ugly footballers haircuts this season.

With a hint of the SEA Maxim....

Oh Tony was SO annoying!

Marcus surprised about offal.....they all put offal in no?

SHUT UP GREGGGGGGGG

That was @fourquenelles

Fish and pig.
Fucking hell

I know you’re not meant to laugh at your own jokes but now when I hear Gregg talking it’s replaced with “BLOBBY BLOBBY BLOBBY!” in my head

Has she rendered her fat down enough?