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Keeeeeep cooking! It's Masterchef The Professionals Thread 2

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Halsall · 13/11/2018 20:49

The story so far: Scotch egg disaster: monkfish mayhem. Will there be foam, soil, smear and/or crumb?

Now read on.....

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OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 20/11/2018 20:50

God I'm hungry.
Hiya Dogs.
I haven't got a beard, I may have been one in my time...

MarcusIsSquooshedInTheCellar · 20/11/2018 20:50

is that the plate or is it in a beige pool?

Taffeta · 20/11/2018 20:51

I’m calling it early
Wumman
Snoop Dogg
Maxim

Shirleyphallus · 20/11/2018 20:51

Oooooh Marcus is FIERCE

You go gal

fourquenelles · 20/11/2018 20:51

Marcus really doesn't like John at all.

Good plates Bierss

TheDogsMother · 20/11/2018 20:51

This is not a stand out round compared to others

RomaineCalm · 20/11/2018 20:51

Hmmm, think John might be joining Simon in the farewell locker room.

MarcusIsSquooshedInTheCellar · 20/11/2018 20:52

Ah poor John.

Halsall · 20/11/2018 20:52

Chef-patrons don't seem to do well on this show. Like that weird bloke a while back who said he didn't use spices (iirc).

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Bierss · 20/11/2018 20:52

And this one. Phew.

Jacksback · 20/11/2018 20:52

Joining instead of lurking

Inspired by dp calling gregg a halfwit lol
Yeah I know it’s Greg but as someone ( can’t rememer who ) thought he owned Greggs it continues to amuse me

MarcusIsSquooshedInTheCellar · 20/11/2018 20:52

you should never reduce your cider. i always aim to increase my cider.

ilovesooty · 20/11/2018 20:52

Go Maxim.

Joinourclub · 20/11/2018 20:53

I love it when they are all modest and surprised by the praise.

MarcusIsSquooshedInTheCellar · 20/11/2018 20:53

Halsall that guy was a deviant! Imagine a chef not using spices!

Halsall · 20/11/2018 20:53

I like Maxim but still......pig's face'n'fish? WTAF.

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Bierss · 20/11/2018 20:53

All credit to Gregggg, unctuous is a word that doesn't get enough use.

Shirleyphallus · 20/11/2018 20:53

Marcus is flirting with Maxim. GET A ROOM.

I’ll take John home and comfort him. Leave it with me.

TheDogsMother · 20/11/2018 20:53

Unctuous. I don't like that word. It's up there with moist for me. Well done Maxim though

whatashower · 20/11/2018 20:53

Yay great pork cheek dish to finish.

Taffeta · 20/11/2018 20:54

Maxim is The Dogs

But yeah not how I’d choose to eat turbot

Halsall · 20/11/2018 20:54

Hey Jacksback, excellent, another recruit. Welcome!

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CrispbuttyNo1 · 20/11/2018 20:54

Max and guliana definitely will go through

Pencilmuseum · 20/11/2018 20:54

wouldn't cross the street to eat any of these except Maxim's

Taffeta · 20/11/2018 20:55

Marcus is all twinkly avuncular this series - like he’s Willy Wonka looking for a successor