EASTENDERS 17 - NO SPOILERS

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Soooooooooooooooooooooooo

when will stephen die/tel lauren he isnt dying

Max is shagging carmel to gain info and will break her heart when gets dumped

will sonja get with sexy teacher

what will happen to mick, linda,whitney, fi pub

stacey is getting huge and martin still drinking away her wages,. what was the point in her working there and how do they afford the rent when they couldnt when had 4 adult paying/working living there

will baby come early, think we said due xmas

bobby is also due to come back soon, had 3 years will be ut in 18mths for good behaviour,providing he hasnt walloped anyone over the head again .....

so i think he will come home at xmas and then max will do something to him ......

phil is soooooooooo rich, with assets everywhere and all being divided between shazza, denny, ben, lou, jay and of course raymond, who will no doubt come back into ee at 18 so roughly 2035

anymore of michell and tube man/boyfriend

will jack shag his norway nanny, course he will

Liney, he knows going in EE really isnt great!
Might be a final pension job for him.

Christopher Timothy looked like he would rather turn the gun on himself than carry on with that load of old tosh

I may be imagining this - but isn't there a fire escape in the kitchen of beales? So either the fire service could go that way, or jane could shuffle and try and get the door open. Or at least bang on it. Have I imagined that?! So frustrating! God I hope max dies 😡😡

Nancy I was waiting for him to shoot himself too! I kept thinking they won't make a well known big character die - they always promise the world and deliver an uninhabited island.

Jane said Steven had locked the fire escape & turned off the sprinklers

Well I'm going against the grain here and saying I loved it. It was fab, months and months of not much happening and then they throw the whole kitchen sink at it.

Every bugger going in and out of the restaurant and the firemen just chilling outside.
Ted and whatever her name is casually chatting whilst poor Jonny is lying on the floor, curiously not bleeding much from a gunshot wound.
Linda's blink and you miss it cancer
And then it came over all casualty with the ambulance crash!
Can't wait to see what other batshit stories they come up with.

Highlight for me was when the metal thing crashed on Abi and bounced it was that light but Max and Stevo couldn't lift it.

Beales: frying tonight.

Ah, that's why I could see real pain in Christopher Timothy's performance then liney?

Beales flame grilled burgers, going cheap.
I hope jane lives. Poor cow.
I reakon johnny no bleed will live too.
Where was lindas cancer? Missed her cosy chat with Jack.

CT is doing it for the dosh, no other answer.

Linda said cervical cancer - bit of a big story to throw in with all this other crap

I missed her saying what type too.
Can cervical cancer be cured without chemo?

I think Linda said cervical cancer.

Am ashamed to admit that I rewound it back to double check the number plates on the ambulances, and am convinced it's Abi and Lauren.

Yes, if they can do a hysterectomy & it hasn't spread to lymph nodes surrounding I think they can

So L has had a hysterectomy and kept it secret? Blimey - she really has got. It a lot of room to accuse Mock of much!

She looked after a toddler and her mums place etc etc after a hysterectomy ! No way, its 6 weeks doing nothing at all !
So not believeable.
The old producer hated the carters.

i think the Linda Cancer storyline is terrible - seriously! like she would go through that on her own - what a LOAD OF SHIT!

i hadn't twigged about the change over of producers. looks like he's put every story idea he's ever had into the last two weeks.

I missed the type of cancer too the jack chat was very jumbled.

I reckon Steven will die of a ruptured spleen or something from the whack on the kitchen bench rather than anyone dying in the crash - they made a big point of a close-up on his stomach hitting that worktop. Also who put Miss Piggy in charge of who goes with who in ambulances?

If I'd been organising the ambulance/patient/accompanying person scenario, I would have insisted Max go with Abi, Lauren go with Steven and leave Ian to await Jane's emergence from Walford's hottest restaurant.

The comings and goings were like a French farce, weren't they?

OMG. That Ted is an arsehole. And Joyce the stupid cow is letting him get away with it! Stupid episode. Laughed all the way through.

None of it made sense, but Joyce alluded to the fact that Ted had 'had issues' with ptsd or similar and also some form with the gun, yet knowing all that she let him keep it in a box in their living room? Any normal person would have got rid of it as soon as his back was turned surely, not just carried on until the next time he had a bit of a turn

Do firemen usually arrive at burning buildings and just hang around watching random members of the public run in and out despite the best efforts of one inept police officer?