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EASTENDERS 17 - NO SPOILERS

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Blondeshavemorefun · 16/08/2017 10:20

Soooooooooooooooooooooooo

when will stephen die/tel lauren he isnt dying

Max is shagging carmel to gain info and will break her heart when gets dumped

will sonja get with sexy teacher

what will happen to mick, linda,whitney, fi pub

stacey is getting huge and martin still drinking away her wages,. what was the point in her working there and how do they afford the rent when they couldnt when had 4 adult paying/working living there

will baby come early, think we said due xmas

bobby is also due to come back soon, had 3 years will be ut in 18mths for good behaviour,providing he hasnt walloped anyone over the head again ..... Grin

so i think he will come home at xmas and then max will do something to him ......

phil is soooooooooo rich, with assets everywhere and all being divided between shazza, denny, ben, lou, jay and of course raymond, who will no doubt come back into ee at 18 so roughly 2035 Grin

anymore of michell and tube man/boyfriend

will jack shag his norway nanny, course he will

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youarenotkiddingme · 07/09/2017 19:58

Well that was building to an obvious situation! We knew from trailer about crash so they show 3 ambulances all travelling along and ........

Who is in the back?

Knowing EE no one from Walford 😂

southeastdweller · 07/09/2017 19:59

Absolutely laughable that no paramedic tried to rescue Jane. What shite writing.

LineysRun · 07/09/2017 20:00

I feel massively insulted by that.

Greenteandchives · 07/09/2017 20:00

The worst episode I have ever seen. Like watching a sitcom.

nancy75 · 07/09/2017 20:01

The fire brigade have things that can cut a car in half - they can get a bloody door open!

PhilMitchellDeflating · 07/09/2017 20:01

How far along is Bernie?

MrsJayy · 07/09/2017 20:01

Oh it was all going on everywhere i hate Max he is repulsive. I dont even know where to start with tonight and then the ambulance getting crashed into I am exhausted Brew round.

youarenotkiddingme · 07/09/2017 20:02

She's only halfway through at most.

youarenotkiddingme · 07/09/2017 20:03

I was actually gripped by that episode - but for all the wrong reasons.

I just kept thinking "ooohhh - are you the one who snuffs it?!" Blush🤣

nancy75 · 07/09/2017 20:04

Ian was taking it vey well - his wife being trapped in a blazing building doesn't seem to have fazed him!

squirrelonapetridish · 07/09/2017 20:04

Way too much going on there, ridiculous! Fi's dad is definitely the Weyland guy I reckon.

nancy75 · 07/09/2017 20:05

Yes Fis dad is mr big from up the shard

Colinfarrellsarse · 07/09/2017 20:06

That was actually hilarious. People going in and out of the restaurant willy nilly, apart from the fire fighters of course! Ian ever the weasle standing outside leaving Jane to it. The ambulance crashing.. Hmm

iknowimcoming · 07/09/2017 20:09

The whole episode was just one giant face palm wasn't it Hmm the only glimmer of sunshine was that johnny sausage may die, but of course he won't, so much crap crammed into 30 mins

RJnomore1 · 07/09/2017 20:11

Christopher Timothy is a great actor.

Not withstanding that how hilarious is Albert square:

In about an hour there's been a gas explosion, a shooting, an assault on a policeman, an attempted so far murder, a fire and an ambulance crash.

It makes my week at work seem positively sedate!

MrsJayy · 07/09/2017 20:11

As a pp said Ian didn't looked arsed did he oh oh janes in ....there get ...jane. and his Stevens got a brain tumour , the funniest thing was Abbie getting hit on the head it was hilarious

nancy75 · 07/09/2017 20:12

Pam Spam also seemed to take the shooting of a young man on her doorstep very calmly, can you imagine your DH shooting someone and you just look at them and say (in monotone voice) oh no youve shot him?

MrsJayy · 07/09/2017 20:14

And Bronson where is Bronson poor Bernie though only 1 i felt sorry fir.

iknowimcoming · 07/09/2017 20:17

I liked Abby telling her paramedic "I'm pregnant' whilst the camera panned round to oblivious Lauren at the other end of the ambulance - I.e. About 5 feet away. Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse - it actually does, I bet those actors had a bloody big party when Sean left!

LineysRun · 07/09/2017 20:17

Nice to see Mrs Spam taking one tor the team there. Ted's obviously used up all his goodwill pleading with the courts on the old random shooting front.

Ffs. What utter bollocks.

Very offensive too, to actual fire victims particularly. Yeah, you just breathe through the fucking smoke for ages, emoting like crazy.

LorLorr2 · 07/09/2017 20:18

I've just got it on iplayer now and wtf?? Someone gets shot so they stand around dabbing towels on him? Confused Alright then hahaa

The80sweregreat · 07/09/2017 20:18

Mrsjayy, do i need a cuppa! Ta mate.
Anyway, can anyone tell me whats going on? Lol.

nancy75 · 07/09/2017 20:18

Sausage after his trip in am ambulance Sad

EASTENDERS 17 - NO SPOILERS
MrsJayy · 07/09/2017 20:18

Was that Sean responsible for that cack?

nancy75 · 07/09/2017 20:20

When people are shot (through a door) if the are still alive don't they usually moan a bit or groan or something?

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