EASTENDERS 13 - NO SPOILERS !!!!

[Blondeshavemorefun]

ok,so a bit has happened since last thread

we know max is up to something dodgy

when will mick and linda reliese shirley has signed away their pub

stacey is preg and due at xmas

will lauren get preg due to holes in condom,and will she sleep with clark kent and accidently get preg yet stephen think its his ......

repeating the ian storyline...... with cindy

when will the bullying of bex stop

anything else of interest?

I'm crying at these

Talking of Denise i hate how carmel and Kush say Denise it sounds like disease maybe it is because i am scottish but i pronounce it like Daneice sorry bit of a tangent but it really bugs me

Omg these are hilarious! Such a talented lot you are! Blondes you need to make a new thread!

HSM, I was roxy's Amy 😆

Oh yeah they both call her "Deneeze" it's weird

Peggy was the greatest martyr
so Treadwell-Colins says
Her funeral was a non-started
but her death scene lasted days

starter not started

Peggy was the greatest martyr
so Treadwell-Colins says
Her funeral was a non- starter
but her death scene lasted days

Yes I hate how they say Deneeze and also Car-MELL. It's CAR-Mel

Tgought it was just me that was weirded out by the Deneez

I've been lurking on these threads for a while and think I'll stick to these rather than the programme itself. It is dire, I've stuck through some crap storylines in the past but it's just bloody awful at the moment and I don't think there is one single character or storyline I give a monkey's about. I gave up with it last night and switched it off when Whitney started the old 'dirty scrubber' act that Kat made so tiresome. Have the writers forgotten she was abused from a very young age and has never actually been a 'scrubber'.

Oh and Jane made a mistake with the chocolate, she should've bought a bigger bar and whacked Ian round the head with it.

Agree with you, Corporal about CARmel, but Deneeze is right to this southern ear !

I say 'Deneece'. But maybe they are more accurate!

The people in Enders I mean. With southern accents.

It's awfully bad luck on poor Linda,
Her Mick's set his heart on our Whit.
And if he hasn't already binned her,
He's sure to do so in a bit.

And as for Denise at the food bank,
She can't cope with the blow to her pride.
Offer her help, you'll get no thanks -
She'd rather let everything slide.

Meanwhile, Jack's going nowhere -
Ongar's a fast- fading dream.
Three children all left to his sole care
And the sinister Max on the scene.

Lauren's got the hots for young Clark Kent
And the chicken shops did her proud.
But Stephen's full of evil intent -
Is having a job not allowed?

And what about Tina and Woody?
The oddest plot twist by far.
We all thought that he was a goody
Til the night that it all went too far.

But at least we've seen less of Michelle
And her stylishly dull beige mac.
Whoever came up with that new hell
Should quickly be given the sack.

So let's have three cheers for the stories:
The diabetes, the bins, the food bank.
For when we look back on past glories
We know we're in a new age of wank.

(With apologies to John Betjeman)

dashes in and waves to all poets

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This thread needs a cliffhanger.

😂😂😂😂

Love the cliffhanger, Just !