EASTENDERS 13 - NO SPOILERS !!!!

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ok,so a bit has happened since last thread

we know max is up to something dodgy

when will mick and linda reliese shirley has signed away their pub

stacey is preg and due at xmas

will lauren get preg due to holes in condom,and will she sleep with clark kent and accidently get preg yet stephen think its his ......

repeating the ian storyline...... with cindy

when will the bullying of bex stop

anything else of interest?

It is like a programme written by the people who take part in the Apprentice
It's more like a programme written by people who take part in alcoholic drinking games before 9am, by the time they get writing they have lost control of all rational thought

Lee ryan has been around forever. I thought he was nearer 40 !

Whitney should be starring in her own documentary.

I Am Whit

Wiki says 2 members of blue are 39 1 35 and then there is Lee 33 i am not buying his age unless he was 16 when he went into Blue

Documentary can start with Whit getting up at 6am to begin her make up and outfit planning ready for a casual 11am shopping trip to the local mall.

DD had his rest imposed on a work day i imagine a lot had to be re written and Woody drafted in as lee Ryan had nothing else to do he is basically lee ryan

I think all these celebrities shave a couple of years off their age, MrsJ
Surely he didn't join Blue at 16? No wonder all these band members go off the rails if they start that young!

I don't believe Lee Ryan is 33, he was hanging round in my shop chatting up staff 12 years ago, no was was he 21 then

Twitney was not inconspicuous in her get up! She'd have probably got away with it better dressed to blend in!

A lad in one direction was 15 when he entered xfactor Ilost so they do start young however Lee Ryan 33 my eye is he 33

Gosh I have a 15 year old and I can't imagine him jetting all over the world in a band, surrounded by girl fans and making millions. He doesn't even have a bank account yet.

I was sure he was in his 40's too until I wikied him, was quite shocked. He turns 34 next month . I do remember him being the "baby" of the band, and their first song was released in 2001 when be would've been 18.

Whit's documentary could highlight the problem of "crooked arm syndrome", when girls hang bags 10 times larger and heavier than their body weight on one arm folded up and it remains like that until prized open with a crow bar

I bought a big bag for hand luggage what a pain to carry in your arm i gave it to my younger sister who manages to do the crook of arm thing

@mrsjay. I can't forget the nails 😂😂

I thought the punch was impressive

Least Cora sorted herself out then after the sit down protest they had in Ian's restaurant

Liam Payne was 14 when he first auditioned for the X Factor and caught the eye of 24 year old Cheryl. And now nine years later they're living together with their first child. Awwww, young love...

' i am Whit' - by 80's
I am Whit
She looks a twit, pracing around with a very big bag
She pulls off her nails
She pulls all the blokes
Her outfit, however, just makes us choke!

Dee, on the other hand , is doing her very own ' I , Denise Fox ' EE, social issues is our name.

There once was a girl name of whitney
Who married a guy name of shit Lee
Liked her father in law
her storylines are a bore
We now call her whitless with pity

Boom boom! Thats funny.
Lets get a poetry thread going!

Whit, Whit,
Where for art thou Whit?
I'm here, Mick, behind the bar
False nails, eyelashes and push up bra
I've loved you Mick from afar
I married your sausage
I managed your pub
So ravage me Mick
Before I melt
And drip like rain through
A dodgy roof
Wear Linda's dressing gown
Wear nothing at all
Just get on with it Mick
To save us all

Cary, you are the Bard back from the dead !

Nah, I'm just overdosing on Shakey with my long suffering year 11's! xx

Cora and Denise now doing Chekov

Ha ha, poor you..i hope they all pass.
Mocks back,to shouting.

The only Chekov ive heard of is the cherry orchard, is it from that?
JAzzy paper in honeys new gaff. Id be removing that if it was me!

You are all Brilliant
How have they trashed Pam's flat from something lovely to awful!