EASTENDERS 13 - NO SPOILERS !!!!

[Blondeshavemorefun]

ok,so a bit has happened since last thread

we know max is up to something dodgy

when will mick and linda reliese shirley has signed away their pub

stacey is preg and due at xmas

will lauren get preg due to holes in condom,and will she sleep with clark kent and accidently get preg yet stephen think its his ......

repeating the ian storyline...... with cindy

when will the bullying of bex stop

anything else of interest?

Cooked fishgingers on screen..!
Its how criminals roll these days!

Oh Max Max
I know you're 'ard
Please do take me
Up the Shard

Most criminal masterminds love fishfingers, didn't you know? Classic criminal behaviour.

Cary, 50 shards of Max..

I'm a long time lurker on this thread posted once but was ignored due to my ramblings but I just had to come on to say that the poems are FABULOUS and much more entertaining than EE itself for you all

Welcome to the thread, Martini . I agree this thread is far more entertaining than the actual programme!

Poems are fab 😂😂😂😂

Brilliant

You guys! Thank goodness for this thread. It's keeping EE afloat atm.

Poems 👏👏

I love Cora and her lurking round corners Max maybe brought down by an old lady 😀

Ok just watched it. I want to actually slap Denise. Take the food ffs you stupid cow!
And I've just used part of my break to write a poem because of you lot!

A poem about Denise. By HateSummer.

Mouldy sandwiches past their date
Pasta cooked without water in haste
One single chip sitting on the floor
These are the delicacies Denise yearns for.

Kush's fancy fish dinner
Eat that biscuit D, you're getting thinner
Cheap Cost co tomato tins
These are the delicacies Denise wants for din dins.

Fried Chicken from a garbage can
Maybe food bank acquired spam?
Jeurgen's yummy iced bun
These are the delicacies Denise wants in her tum.

Martin has some weird charm
his antics do cause me alarm
When hit by a bus
He suvived the crush
but an avocardo broke his whole arm

Is the image of Denise eating out of bins going to be the EE metaphor for Theresa May's Britain? Because everyone else in the Square seems to be successfully running multiple businesses, so I'm a bit confused.

Or is the metaphor actually poor deluded Mick, thinking that he actually runs the gaffe when in fact he owns nothing and has no real power left. The Rick of Gibraltar is played by Whitney.

Jeremy Corbyn is unfortunatly lady di....
Old, usless and probably smells of alcahole and urine.

The manifesto was good though!1

😂 can we have a poem about sausage please?

Johnny has no personality
or storylines so far
only his stupid law degree
to help him man the bar

Silly Sausage, Mummy’s pride.
Limp and wimpy, grilled or fried.
He longs to be a proper Carter
Instead he’s just a chipolata.

ooooooo that's a good one!

we'll need a new thread soon.

Johnny and Woody and Whitney and Billy
Nancy and Abbi and Honey and Stacey
Denny and Kushi and Shaki and Shirley
Sylvie and Kathy and Ollie and Tracey
all bore the tits off me, frankly

😂