EASTENDERS 13 - NO SPOILERS !!!!

[Blondeshavemorefun]

ok,so a bit has happened since last thread

we know max is up to something dodgy

when will mick and linda reliese shirley has signed away their pub

stacey is preg and due at xmas

will lauren get preg due to holes in condom,and will she sleep with clark kent and accidently get preg yet stephen think its his ......

repeating the ian storyline...... with cindy

when will the bullying of bex stop

anything else of interest?

So nancy is fine now?
Strange that

Now Denise is really getting on my nerves.

Oh yes what do you have to do woman?! That's why people donate to food banks. I'm obviously far more liberal person!! I've I've not eaten for few days that be it

Is this a realistic portrayal of a food bank?

Plus change for free drink and sandwich/snack and she didn't bother? Not v believable

I mean Chekov as in Proper Acting with mournful looks into the distance and everything.

Sorry I'm on co-codomol

Why would you assume she stole them? Not got with wages??

Liney, wish you better.
Mock does look better. Healthier.
Yes, they like people staring into the distance.

I'm a martyr to me uterus, 80s. Actually that's more Corrie than EE, isn't it?

Poor thing. Nothing worse than being in pain.
Dont watch corrie, was described to me once as 'the northern version of EE " ( with more middle distance gazes)

Noo, not mockney back on..

They'll have twins, Wickney and Watney

There once was a girl called Whitney
Who married a guy called Leek on EE
He did her right over
Then fled to Dover
So she's jumped in the sack with woody.

Very good! We can do this poetry thing- Go girls..
Twins! Blimey, L will kill her.

To be a martyr
Or not to be
That is the question
To eat binned chicken
Or to feed a random family
To shag Kush, or not
Aye there's the rub (?)
For when I shuffle off this immortal coil
Clutching my 1 GCSE
What dreams lurk there
Oh woe is me
Poor D
With one
GCSE

Dee seems to have forgotten her exams.
Coras on to max..not that anyone will believe her,of course.
Kim was horrid to that girl, she seemed ok too.
We saw Tracey!,yay

My name's Dee,
Please feed me, feed me,
My names Denise,
I'm on me knees, on me knees.
I've sold me gold D,
Carmel hates me,
I want some cheese
On toast.

In a dark house in old Albert Square
There's a fridge and some cupboards all bare.
Denise is hungry, oh gosh,
Due to shortage of dosh
But the bins will provide today's fare.

Love these poems! Cheered me up.

😂😂😂 I haven't read EE yet but these poems are hilarious!

Read? 😳 I mean watched!

I loved the poetry too, what have you started 80's?
Mine was a rap though.

Me too! Why the scriptwriters haven't snapped you all up is baffling.

Look!
Over there
Whitney and Mick
They make us so sick
We could write better
She couldn't be thicker
He couldn't be wetter
Oh Mick let her
Have her wicked way
Quick!

I chuckle away here, dh is like 'what?' He never gets my mn obsession!
( how can i explain poetry ?) lol

Adulterer Max the baked bean
Cooked fishfingers on screen
But he's evil plan is
To get Albert square in a 'tis
With the man up the shard we've not seen