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Blondeshavemorefun Sat 20-May-17 16:53:13

well after a flurry of fabulous poems grin we are needing a new thread

so we know ian has diabetes

we know max is after revenge, to seems all on the square,and is happy to stitch up his brother jack

personally i think matthew should be with his dad charlie ......

whitney is getting closer to mick

when will mick reliese shirley has signed away the pub

has the bullying of bex stopped and now its louise?

how do stacey and martin cope financially? esp as due xmas

think bobbie may be back,with new head prob at xmas,he would have done his time .......

who will woody shag next in the pub

will jane be able to walk soon?

will lauren get preg via stabbing stephen

JustAnotherSilentOldNumber Sat 20-May-17 16:56:51

place marking

TheOnlyLivingBoyInNewCross Sat 20-May-17 16:57:18

But- but- but everyone NEEDS to go back to the old thread and read my poem sad.

I spent whole minutes of my life on it, and am really quite proud of it.

Please all read it and tell me I am wonderful grin

Akire Sat 20-May-17 16:57:33

Thanks for the new thread smile

JustAnotherSilentOldNumber Sat 20-May-17 16:57:55

copy and paste it over

HateSummer Sat 20-May-17 16:58:02

Checking in for more fabulous poems!

HateSummer Sat 20-May-17 17:01:24

TheOnly, your poem was beautiful! It touched my heart!

Akire Sat 20-May-17 17:03:12

Will Nuchelle ever get a job?

Will sharon go back to Spain?

Will Billy's n Honey new flat grow an extra bedroom?

When will Denise faint from hunger since she's had about 4 biscuits in last 2 weeks?

JustAnotherSilentOldNumber Sat 20-May-17 17:04:33

Will Billy's n Honey new flat grow an extra bedroom?

Their only place had that tardis bedroom stuck to the outside of the house, maybe they can take it with them.

TheOnlyLivingBoyInNewCross Sat 20-May-17 17:06:11

<sends flowers to HateSummer>

And for those of you that missed it <ahem>:

It's awfully bad luck on poor Linda,
Her Mick's set his heart on our Whit.
And if he hasn't already binned her,
He's sure to do so in a bit.

And as for Denise at the food bank,
She can't cope with the blow to her pride.
Offer her help, you'll get no thanks -
She'd rather let everything slide.

Meanwhile, Jack's going nowhere -
Ongar's a fast- fading dream.
Three children all left to his sole care
And the sinister Max on the scene.

Lauren's got the hots for young Clark Kent
And the chicken shops did her proud.
But Stephen's full of evil intent -
Is having a job not allowed?

And what about Tina and Woody?
The oddest plot twist by far.
We all thought that he was a goody
Til the night that it all went too far.

But at least we've seen less of Michelle
And her stylishly dull beige mac.
Whoever came up with that new hell
Should quickly be given the sack.

So let's have three cheers for the stories:
The diabetes, the bins, the food bank.
For when we look back on past glories
We know we're in a new age of wank.

(With apologies to John Betjeman)

qazxc Sat 20-May-17 17:17:17

Whitney should move into Stacey and martins, pay rent and work providing childcare ( jack could do with a hand, and of she's after the older man at least he's single).

LineysRun Sat 20-May-17 17:31:39

TheOnly A thing of beauty.

I read it in my best Joyce Grenfell voice.

LineysRun Sat 20-May-17 17:33:58

Whitney and Denize will become thieving sex workers eating out of bins whilst half the square struggle for affordable, available childcare.

OhTinky Sat 20-May-17 17:38:06

Also loving the poems!

MrsJayy Sat 20-May-17 17:38:56

Will Honey be the new kirstie allsop what with all the crafting and upcycling , btw where are they living above the funeral directors?

The80sweregreat Sat 20-May-17 17:43:13

Theonly, i loved it. Minutes? Must have taken a while.
Your all fab.
Thanks blndes for the new thread. Love you ladies..

youarenotkiddingme Sat 20-May-17 17:52:44

Amazing poem!

Not much to say about what's going on - because nothing is grin

iknowimcoming Sat 20-May-17 18:11:19

Did anyone else see Ronnie on the London palladium the other night - she's playing morticia in the Addams family musical and looked great - bet she's glad she's out of Walford! There's a joke here somewhere about dead actors etc but I'm too tired to come up with it!

JustAnotherSilentOldNumber Sat 20-May-17 18:13:46

That's coming here in september i was going to get tickets iknow but then i read Les Dennis is playing uncle fester and it put me right off.

greenkite0 Sat 20-May-17 18:37:52

I hate Charlie and Mac, scheming little mites! I really feel for Jack and he should have something good to happen to him.
Am I the only one who already misses woody? grin

Akire Sat 20-May-17 18:41:05

Billy deserves some good story lines not just down and out. Good to see them getting ahead at last. Hope Honey dosnt have affair with Jack though.

ILostItInTheEarlyNineties Sat 20-May-17 19:37:59

Is that it for Woody? I was warming to him a bit grin

Very odd that Lady Di has now turned into a sniffer dog that can detect stolen scarves in a box and alert Mick. Like a chubby version of Lassie.

Sorry to offend your Scottish ears, MrsJ but I say "Deneeeze" too, and CARmel. Must be a sarf London thing. wink

ILostItInTheEarlyNineties Sat 20-May-17 19:40:16

I loved the last line of your poem, A new age of wank very profound.

The80sweregreat Sat 20-May-17 19:42:42

Lady di impersonating lassie! How much fun that would be

Lady Di: woof woof wooof
Kush: Denise is hungry and giving food away? We need to be on the case lady..'

ILostItInTheEarlyNineties Sat 20-May-17 19:48:59

Lady Di: woof woof
Mick: Woody is shagging in my bed again? Dirty beggar, thanks lady.

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