EASTENDERS 13 - NO SPOILERS !!!!

[Blondeshavemorefun]

ok,so a bit has happened since last thread

we know max is up to something dodgy

when will mick and linda reliese shirley has signed away their pub

stacey is preg and due at xmas

will lauren get preg due to holes in condom,and will she sleep with clark kent and accidently get preg yet stephen think its his ......

repeating the ian storyline...... with cindy

when will the bullying of bex stop

anything else of interest?

He has detailed plans of the mall tattooed on his body a la Prison Break. Obviously.

Where was this shopping mall? Whitney hasnt got a car it would have taken a while on the bus or train to get there. Woody got there quickly too! Then he found her straight away and it wasnt a small place!

Can't say that I'm the most knowledgeable person when it comes to London but I'm sure there has to be more than one shopping centre. How did Woody know which one to go to "in town"

I'm still having nail problems - denise would not have nails like this after weeks of no money

Freshly painted 😂

Plus whinges make up and clothes omfg

Let alone woody getting his leg over again

I suspect Woody has set himself a challenge to bed everyone in the house.
Shirley will be next followed by Johnny. Didn't Shirley maintain her French manicure in prison too?

He has detailed plans of the mall tattooed on his body
That makes sense, Louis

I lost, Woody and sausage! Dearie me, but he does seem on a mission to get through them all so you never know.
Its nailgate!

Blondes leave the nails love its not worth it 😂

Woody is not a stretch from Lee Ryan is he

i think lee ryan is playing himself too..
Mocks back, so he isnt needed now surely?

I noticed D's nails a couple of days ago (I am always behind you guys as I watch on catch up a day or so late) and her right hand had only one false nail in gold. The rest were stubby.

Why couldn't she just stick plastic falsies on though, she would already have them presumably, and nail varnish, it's not like being broke means the things you already own all disappear.

Sausage said it was the shopping centre next to the cinema Nero. Cos you know there's only one cinema in London.

I must admit, I'm finding all these new sets and locations unsettling. It's like suddenly finding a secret passage in a house you've lived in all your life. Oh there you are Canary Wharf....OMG a High School?! Now a shopping centre. Its distracting me from the Oscar winning acting.

i wasn't going to watch last night but wanted to be able to get the jokes on this thread. When that's the only reason you're still watching, you know something isn't right...

did anyone else picture steven stabbing the alarm clock with his condom knife when he said the clock must be broken? No? Just me??

His condom knife is terrifying and not to be to gross wouldnt his willy just poke through surely lauren would notice

OK: I am about five minutes into last night's episode and had to come back here to say: Whitney's outfit. What. The. Actual. Fuck.

She looks like she's escaped from a Dynasty casting call.

mrsjayy after dee's nails, iain being broke due to chippy but thinking about private health care, woody knowing where to find whitney...i've learned not to question plot holes...even if they are the size of craters

I think whit is channeling her inner L

Steven with a knife scares me! He is a physcopath.

He is i am suspecting Jane is going to catch him with the condom knife and she is going to be in mortal peril AGAIN

Ok: have caught up. Am still reeling from Whitney's outfit, tbh, but am equally impressed by the rubbishness of Woody's punch when he hit the security guard.

And can we please just give the Denise storyline a rest now!

You know everything's going wrong in a programme when the arrival of Danny Dyer feels like the cavalry have arrived to save the day.

Oh god can it get any worse, at there was a vaguely decent duff duff I guess? But the shoplifting by brunette barbie - that shopping centre had some seriously high tech cctv and incredibly vigilant operators. With footage that clear Whitless will be on next week's crimewatch for definite! Followed by a police raid involving two police cars, a riot van, dog van, and an armed response unit as an absolute minimum and don't even get me started on the 'I'm sure we can work something out between us' security guy

Condom knife 😂

He has detailed plans of the mall tattooed on his body Yes! I look at those tattoos and just think how horribly they'll sag when he's over 60

The shopping mall was the same one where Chelle's department store was I bet 😆

Woody is just Lee Ryan. He's even the same age. 33. THIRTY THREE. It's only been mentioned a few hundred times by him.

I feel sorry for anyone acting in EE atm. Must be agonising being given these stupid storylines to act out.

Laughing at brunette barbie and condom knife

What next for the condom knife? It's been used to tamper with the alarm clock now, perhaps next time Steven will massacre Lauren's tights and poke holes in her suit?

Agree, the shopping centre had extremely high tech colour cctv, able to zoom in on suspects in such high definition.

It is like a programme written by the people who take part in the Apprentice when they had to make a really amateur tv commercial.

All the characters are downtrodden and dull. I remember when we all reeled from OTT storylines and now we are reeling from 'is that it' /'what's the point'.

I wonder what episodes had to be rewritten if what we are seeing is making the cut!