X FACTOR- Jacko V Queen- THE RESULTS! Will it be a 'Thriller' as 'Another one bites the dust' ?

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I'm torn this week, between really wanting to see the back of Clunt, and being irritated by the presence of the Mastrb8's.

And I missed who the guest act is going to be wasn't paying attention.

Flobby out sez I

The results are always an offence against music, let's face it.

I favour seeing the back of Clunt for inadvertently comparing his being-a-bit-poorly to the state that the amazing Freddie Mercury was in when he sang The Show Must Go On. Just cringe-making.

Does no-one do their homework on the show?

Flobby is starting to get a bit above his station. And it would piss off Mel to lose another act. So Clunt or Flobbie to go.

Although it would be funner still if Lamenting Lozza went, leaving Chezza with no acts for 5 weeks. Would she bother turning up?

I am hanging for the Group Mime tho. I've missed it for two weeks running

Line- it was in poor taste, really.

Clunt must be low on votes or we wouldn't have had all that kerfuffle yesteday

Flobbie is favourite to get the push. Followed by OTY.

Are the Wandies on the show tonight?

Clunt will make reference at some point to Poppy Day tonight- Navy and all that...

Yes, Clunt will shamelessly ride a wave of respect for the fallen. I don't out anything past him.

Put, not out. I imagine he sniggers like Richard Hammond while anyone out gets whatever hazing it is they do to out people in the military.

Right- I need to sort out bedtime, hurry DD1 out of the shower, and catch up with Doctor Who.

I'm assuming it's on at 8pm tonight. I am really not very organised tonight.

I'm assuming 8 as well

Who's flobbie?

I want Fluer or Sterokicks to go tonight. pleaseee

Flobbie = Fat Robbie. Paul someone?

Who is James?

Oh bugger. Meant to post this on the other thread.

I think there are two possible Jameseses. One is James 'Pinhead' Something, past winner, toddler faced grump and now bitter Ex factorite. And is Poundland Joey Essex from the Masterb8s also a James?

Must be the Masterb8 one. Thanks Rudolph.

Paul is Flobbie? Nooooo!! He's my favourite!

James is the Y9 wanker with the particularly atrocious hair.

I'm quite happy for any of clunt, OTY, Flobbie or Y9 detention to go. Tbh, I won't necessarily be upset if its someone else either. This is the make or break week to see if you get to tour second rate venues in small towns for years or not. Someone will be so disappointed not to get that chance.

If they let clunt open his mouth tonight, I guarantee shameless making use of the honouring the war dead to try to get votes will result. He's pretty much the embodiment of many people's objections to how rememberence Sunday has been hijacked by commercial and political interests in all sort of dubious ways in recent years.

On the Xtra Factor Clunt said he hadn't moaned it was just how the VT had been done!.

I am scared for frigging life after seeing Stevi dressed up doing "I want to Break Free" on XtraFactor.

He does. he has Hammer Hair (MC and Horror both)
I agree, Calam. That type of shitery is the reason that it all gives me a nasty taste now. See also Miliwives and tabloid press.

Not 'it all' as in Remembrance as a concept obvs. Just the twattery that can go along with.

A Y9 wanker with shit hair doesn't really narrow it down.

Missed last night but am all set for tonight. I love the thread, but i keep forgetting who is who...the MN names I mean, Flobbie, Clunt etc.