X FACTOR- Jacko V Queen- THE RESULTS! Will it be a 'Thriller' as 'Another one bites the dust' ?

[Raahh]

I'm torn this week, between really wanting to see the back of Clunt, and being irritated by the presence of the Mastrb8's.

And I missed who the guest act is going to be wasn't paying attention.

Here we go. Place your bets ladies (and gents if we have any among us).

That Chezza song last week was so awful.

I thought DD1 would want to watch the Wandies. But i am behind the times- she is now likes the Vamps and 5 Seconds of Summer.

The Masterb8's are through. Bugger.

Or is it amongst?

coming third last is nothing to celebrate, Y9. You almost certainly were third last.

Fluffling, excellent skills there

How convenient, my iplayer crashed.

I'm thinking clunt / OTY sing off. Or perhaps clunt / flobbie.

Oh crap Fleur's through

Are y9 through then?

I think Clunt and Same Diff Same Diff

Yay! Pugsy!!

Clunt / flobbie

I like your man who keeps roaring ONLYDEYUNG in the audience
Year Nine have another week to practice their confirm/deny hand gestures.

Was that Chezza having a delicate orgasm?

I dont think the others like Stevi anymore.

Darn- Chezza fights another week.

Stevi is through. He'll be singing with Judy Murray next week.

oooooooh please be bottom Clunt

Stevi actually sounds like a bit of a shagger. This disturbs me.

wtf is a delicate orgasm ?

It's a shame that Y9 aren't going to have to sit through the wandies while they wait to find out they're in the sing off this week, the comparison would have made it so easy to send them home. And when they go, it'll be a permanent exclusion.

Where the fuck are 1D? I threw DD into her cot put DD to bed really quickly so I didn't miss it! I love them and I just can't help it!

Nah, Chezza only has Fog on the Tyne sneezes.

You know, like a dignified princessy sigh?