X FACTOR- Jacko V Queen- THE RESULTS! Will it be a 'Thriller' as 'Another one bites the dust' ?

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I'm torn this week, between really wanting to see the back of Clunt, and being irritated by the presence of the Mastrb8's.

And I missed who the guest act is going to be wasn't paying attention.

Is that blondies dad screaming ' only the young"' or lee nelson?

Not your sturdy country lass type, Rudy

'delicate orgasm'

I do not know

Paloma 'I'm mad me' Faith there

God I hadn't noticed the geezer yelling ONLYTHEYOUNG until you lot pointed him out. Now I can't not hear him.

DRAMATIC CLIFFHANGER

Oh well, at least I have a legit excuse for watching 1D

Fuck off sainsbury's with the hijacking too.

The only reason people like Cheryl top the charts is because the young people who buy music like that usually download it in illegal erm, different ways but the young people not clever enough actually buy it, hence her being top of the charts

Not sure whether to go with this or the Simon's Aircraft Hanger theory, because the only person I know who possesses any form of Chezza Fezza Vezza's stuff is Fairy's DS, and I don't even know Fairy.

Delicate orgasm? What delicate orgasm? Is someone having a delicate orgasm?

caught up.

FUCK YEAH

I bet clunt is saved, the ginger wanker

But illegal downloads don't count towards chart ratings do they? How would they monitor those?

What's this school influencer business urging against waste? My mum told me to eat my crusts years ago.

NoelNoelNOEL. Look at Stevi's little clip when they do the recaps next week. Best showbiz fingers EVAH

They don't count, dillite. Only the stupid kids (I.e. The ones who like chezza) buy music.

God Mel Bs stylist really hates her doesn't she.

Chezza's face moved = delicate orgasm

I really do not like Paloma, a lovely girl, but when she starts singing on he radio its a mute from me for 3 minutes. She was ok in st trinians however. Mind you, i cant sing a note so what do i know?

I think she's finished now, dillite.

What's going on? Why are they deviating from the norm? WHy are they wasting time?

Is stevi' clip the awful short one where he jumps around and then points?

They're so obviously hoping that Year Nine Detention will be the next Wandies.
Or I did think they're prepping them for Spares and Repairs. Have a looksee if any of the Wandies look ropy.

Yes but the Wandies came FOURTH so why bother winning this circus?

I actually really like them. I tried to resist. I failed. It's marginally preferable to having to listen to the 'Frozen' ost.