X FACTOR- Jacko V Queen- THE RESULTS! Will it be a 'Thriller' as 'Another one bites the dust' ?

[Raahh]

I'm torn this week, between really wanting to see the back of Clunt, and being irritated by the presence of the Mastrb8's.

And I missed who the guest act is going to be wasn't paying attention.

I hate the faces that the chia seed haired guy pulls. He looks as if he's trying to evict an extra stubborn poo.

Clunt with the backlit ears again. Awkward.

hey now looks so fit tonight.

This song choice seriously trivialises the whole thing.

It doesn't does it Calam?

I'm enjoying this actually

We see far too much of Fleur's armpits. It's unseemly.

I'm missing everything

Clunt shaking off some claggers there, and poo squatting.
Lest we forget, sing Take That and wear red.And smile A LOT

No, fairy. It's all pretty offensive.

Xfactor has surpassed itself in the digging to ever depths stakes tonight.

Ffs

Getting blown up by an IED can now be 'someone else's dream'?

They always put the group mime in the wrong key for the women, Donna.

To be fair, Lauren can't really sing.

I'll say it again , the judges are clearly hearing different to us.

Maybe she was too shocked by how little shame the producers have to actually sing. Or maybe she's just not that great. Could be both.

Exactly linerunner. What a dream!?!

YY, Linerunner

Did they say the song was being sold for Help For Heroes?

It probably is. Teeny% of the profits to help for heroes. A pile to tax dodging Barlow and the rest to the xfactor producers, presumably.

Help for Heroes also very much not the poppy charity innit?