X FACTOR- Jacko V Queen- THE RESULTS! Will it be a 'Thriller' as 'Another one bites the dust' ?

[Raahh]

I'm torn this week, between really wanting to see the back of Clunt, and being irritated by the presence of the Mastrb8's.

And I missed who the guest act is going to be wasn't paying attention.

It's made me quite annoyed, tbh. The RBL should not be mixed with Help For Heroes ever. They are seperate.

I fucking hate Simon Cowell, the bandwagon jumping bastard. He cares about nothing as long as he gets his money.

I love Sam Smith.

sorry

Who buys Cheryl's music?

I have literally never heard of this guy.

But if he hasn't got the stroppy hipster from Bake-Off as his drummer! Who'd have thought?

Yes, very much not the RBL. I can imagine no one at the RBL was impressed by that. It was pretty much the definition of missing the point of rememberence Sunday.

Or is he on guitar? I just keep seeing bobbing up heads.

I have no idea who this is. I don't think he's a very good singer though. It's like listening to the contestants.

Boffles, the drummer is black . not very ginger HipsterIan.
also have no clue who your man is, and v bored of him already.

Chezza's new single is particularly crap, as she demonstrated last week.

Bit whiny and needy, Sam Smith. Like a little Adele.

Yeah, I realised i sorta made a mistake there

I have never met anyone who owns or bought a Cheryl song or album. Or even bought a download, I think Simon buys them up in bulk , its a complete mystery.

"He's the loveliest boy"- who is this guy, Noël Coward?

Right am speedily catching up.

Group mime- shit.

Hi-jacking remembrance day for HfH- shit.

sam Smith- I quite like him, but his face doesn't fit his voice at all.

Simon buys everything she does and puts it all in a giant aircraft hanger full of Chezza's face. Like the Alan Partridge room.
He hearts her so.

DS2 has a Cheryl album and a room covered in Cheryl not wearing very much. He has a Girls Aloud CD in his car, too. When I mentioned to DS1 that his friend had laughed at him, DS1 said "that's my CD, tell him to look after it, I want it back!"

Haha, fairy.

That Waitrose ad is a bit shit.

Just catching up. I hate clunt.

Someone tell me who goes, cant be arsed to watch it.