X FACTOR- Jacko V Queen- THE RESULTS! Will it be a 'Thriller' as 'Another one bites the dust' ?

[Raahh]

I'm torn this week, between really wanting to see the back of Clunt, and being irritated by the presence of the Mastrb8's.

And I missed who the guest act is going to be wasn't paying attention.

Next time.

I bet the producers were screaming in Louis' ear that he was sending Paul home

I LOVE Big band. Separates men from boys, dos Big band.

I disliked Paul too. The judges must have magic hearing or something. I seriously don't know how they have the nerve to make some of their comments.

I'm going to watch hawaii 5-0, which features Steve who used to be in the navy too. He mostly shoots people in the head and stages invasions of North korea on his own and stuff like that. Steve would never wear a burgundy polo neck either.

Bloody hell- and I'm not even pissed!

Next week, y'all.

DH said Mel swore and it was cut out?

Whats the betting robbie williams is on next week. He likes a big bang , sorry, band. And he is Mr X Factor. Gutted for Paul.

There was a time when Mickey Bubbles would have been a shoo in for Big Band.
Now they probably can't afford him.

I think the judges have so much other stuff going on in their ears ( simons best put downs on a loop as they do in North korea on the trains with their leaders speeches ) that they actually listen to a completely different show to the rest of us? Its my only explanation.

Ps, took me a while to work out who Micky Bubbles was? Gettit now. Yep, he likes the x f gigs too normally.

I'm so glad Jay has stayed haha I hate Paul more than him, crying on stage like a oversized baby and Mel being so 'ard, glad the blubbering fool had left.

Missed first bit so picked up as OneD started, pained at state of Harry.... Previously I sooooooooo would [call me Ms Flack] but now noooooooooo