X FACTOR- Jacko V Queen- THE RESULTS! Will it be a 'Thriller' as 'Another one bites the dust' ?

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I'm torn this week, between really wanting to see the back of Clunt, and being irritated by the presence of the Mastrb8's.

And I missed who the guest act is going to be wasn't paying attention.

Ok, URGENT request here

New to thread AND only started watching last night (telly was broken I wept at missing the auditions so seen nada) Can someone please do a breakdown of who is who and what MN name is which one? Pretty please????

The only one that has seriously stuck in my head is the guy with the really strange face who sang Show Must go on (& heartily concur with comments upthread about his cringey comparison - just yuk!)

Marking place so I can get back later .

Can I just say that most people who are in the military or who have been in don't go round advertising the fact. I despise the way Clunt milks it for all it's worth, I think it's tasteless and really not on. If I had my way, he'd have gone home in Week 1 never mention it at all.

I am pattern cutting so watching tonight online. Clunt is so going.

I like your priorites. URGENT.
Trouble is I don't know the real names.
Clunt = that eejit who bangs on about being in the Navy. Had a bit of a sniffle last night, poor lambkin.
Flobby =Paul someone. Has a bit of a 'tude. Looks like a Big Boned Robbie Williams.
Year 9/Materb8s = the gangland masseeeeev that is Stereokicks.
Pugsy = the Italian jobbie
Only the Young don't have one?
Fleur either?
Heynow is Ben Heynow.
I don't know what the girl is called, the one that ChezzaFezzaVezza mentors.
Mingehead is Simon.
That's it, is it?

Am I right in remembering that Miley is to perform tonight?

The Wandies and Sam Smith are on dillite

I'm going to miss the Group mime! Doctor Who catch up taking longer than anticipated.

I'm sure i won't miss much

They're all in red I see

You're probably best off missing the group mime, tbh.

Louis 'my two acts are going nowhere'
You said it, ducky

whats the opening mime for these little wankers this week?

Wandies on tonight

Four boys? ID are 5 aren't they?

Just heard it Fairy. I was preparing myself for a full HAZMAT treatment for Miley's "performance".

As usual, WTF is mel wearing?

Being spared the tour might actually be a mercy.

Stevi does in his little VT there

Oh fuck. See. Hijacking! Hijacking!

Clunt will cry.

Sylvia Young School bussing in earnest children again

Clunt'll be in uniform!

None of this communicates remembering the dreadful sacrifice if anyone in any way.