Masterchef 4 ways: in which figs are replaced by burnt cavolo nero

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The other thread will be full before the end of tomorrow's programme (and is running very slow anyway), so here's a shiny new one.

The next programme blurb on the bbc website says that failure is no longer an option, so I assume Greg really was serious about the 'or death' thing.

I've noticed that this thread is getting full (and it's running super slowly) so here's a crumb-filled new one.

Wrong thread!

Ok I found it.

I like a thread where all the elements come together nicely.
Whichever way.

Just watched on time delay catch up. A bit surprised Dani and Luke got through.
And I agree about Dani's hair, what is that about?
And why oh why does Greg wear that stupid hat??

Oh lovely new shiny thread for tomorrow thanks Calam

thanks Calamity. All set for the pressure cooker mishaps tomorrow.

Just watched catch up. Surprised Dani stayed considering he doesn't seem to have listened to the judges and still doing too much on each dish.

That's Gregg's's barra boy hat. I thought they'd send more than one home yesterday. Hope Lindy Hop man stays in as there's more chance of them showing him cutting said rug

Everyone all set, I'm hoping Lindy Hop Rob goes through

I hope Marcus is back tonight.

Oh there he was!

Hnnnggghh

So it's just one dish then, and six go through, I would love to see that Davros

Phew, found you all.

He's not on tonight squoosh

Uh oh, thermo-mix bolleaux....and an oil-bath. Wtf?

Burnt Leeks, knew they would be somewhere

Even JT is questioning the burning madness!

Hell, I could win Masterchef if you just have to burn things!

I couldn't hear him Halsall, what's he cooking in an oil bath

Yum pings spring rolls

I like Ping's food.

Did I see a turkey twizzler

Gawd knows, Ellenora, but if he's not careful he'll deep-fry that condom plaster on his finger....

They keep torturing me with Marcus shots!