Masterchef 4 ways: in which figs are replaced by burnt cavolo nero

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The other thread will be full before the end of tomorrow's programme (and is running very slow anyway), so here's a shiny new one.

The next programme blurb on the bbc website says that failure is no longer an option, so I assume Greg really was serious about the 'or death' thing.

Special tea towel alert

Ping seems to have a big dried leaf.

Unless that tastes like something died in the pot, she's going through.

I don't like seeing the 2 blokes smirking away from the sidelines

Pork and liver soup. I'll pass.
She has pulled it out the bag. Sorry ange.

But this is not one dish.
It's a compilation of bits.
I'm surprised she didn't sneak in dessert in there somehow.

Not constantly Greg. She gave you chicken and rice in the last round.

Ick don't like the look of that ange

Stitch up
Poor Ange

Oh Ange, if only you'd thought to bring a tablecloth.

Ping through I reckon.

Bless ange feel sorry for her!!

They have groomed ping to be winner

A fig would have sealed the deal Ange

Greg and John are just liars, it is not a difficult decision for them because they know exactly who they want gone

Ange needed sea bass, instant mash and a fig

At least she had a smile.

I'm not sure I'd describe saffron, harissa and samphire as a great flavour combo.

Ping is through, feel very sorry for Angela though.

Excruciating for Ange - she knows

My arse you struggled gregg.

Big surprise. Not.

Angela is clearly a nice woman.

That liver soup looks like a blocked toilet

Ah I bloody knew it, they have wanted her from the beginning, if she doesn't win I will be shocked

The boys will be cakking themselves.