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Masterchef 4 ways: in which figs are replaced by burnt cavolo nero

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CalamitouslyWrong · 01/05/2014 21:07

The other thread will be full before the end of tomorrow's programme (and is running very slow anyway), so here's a shiny new one.

The next programme blurb on the bbc website says that failure is no longer an option, so I assume Greg really was serious about the 'or death' thing.

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Halsall · 07/05/2014 20:05

Pears'in'custard for pud then Grin

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CremolaDItalia · 07/05/2014 20:05

Lasagne < disappointed vegetarians then>

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CalamitouslyWrong · 07/05/2014 20:05

Messy and hard to eat pasta and sauce really.

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Ellenora5 · 07/05/2014 20:06

Ping is on the ball

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Halsall · 07/05/2014 20:06

As A 'full-time mum' Ping knows how to be organised

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CremolaDItalia · 07/05/2014 20:06

Team Ping has worksheets ( scrum pled into bin)

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CalamitouslyWrong · 07/05/2014 20:07

We have some black pudding. Wonder if any peas will be puréed?

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CremolaDItalia · 07/05/2014 20:07

Team Lindyhop are struggling already

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HolyDrinker · 07/05/2014 20:07

John could have fucking helped her with the door. Cock.

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CalamitouslyWrong · 07/05/2014 20:07

It seems Michael needs help in chopping up fish.

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CalamitouslyWrong · 07/05/2014 20:08

Arf at ping.

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CremolaDItalia · 07/05/2014 20:08

That's one big feckin onion ping

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Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 07/05/2014 20:09

Don't they have minions to prep the veg?

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CalamitouslyWrong · 07/05/2014 20:09

They never get minions, surely?

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HolyDrinker · 07/05/2014 20:09

Because Michael did so well with fish last round. Beginning to suspect Ping is evil.

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Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 07/05/2014 20:09

Mr Gove resents being told what to do.

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Ellenora5 · 07/05/2014 20:10

I've never understood why they have to do all the prep, in any other kitchen the cooks have someone else to prep for them

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imustbepatient · 07/05/2014 20:10

What was with that fist bump?!

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CalamitouslyWrong · 07/05/2014 20:10

She is the worst kind of evil. Cheerful and efficient evil.

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Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 07/05/2014 20:10

At least to peel the veg, bit pointless wasting time on that.

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CalamitouslyWrong · 07/05/2014 20:11

Team lindyhop are scheduling breaks. Foolhardy.

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CremolaDItalia · 07/05/2014 20:11

There is no way in hell those guinea fowl are going to be ready in time

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Halsall · 07/05/2014 20:11

They can have a quick Lindy Hop break once the parsnips are peeled and the Guinea-fowl butchered.

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CalamitouslyWrong · 07/05/2014 20:11

I don't understand why they have to do it all either. They keep going on about professional kitchens, but then the challenges in no way reflect how those work.

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HolyDrinker · 07/05/2014 20:11

They should have carol and Sonia from the caff assisting. Or drunkard Jake from Scarlett's.

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