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Masterchef 4 ways: in which figs are replaced by burnt cavolo nero

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CalamitouslyWrong · 01/05/2014 21:07

The other thread will be full before the end of tomorrow's programme (and is running very slow anyway), so here's a shiny new one.

The next programme blurb on the bbc website says that failure is no longer an option, so I assume Greg really was serious about the 'or death' thing.

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ohdearitshappeningtome · 04/05/2014 02:01

I slipped and thought I broke my
Foot! Just tissue damage tho - so all ok bloody sore though

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AndyWarholsBanana · 04/05/2014 06:58

Where are the scallops and pea purée?

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Davros · 04/05/2014 10:09

And black pudding

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CalamitouslyWrong · 04/05/2014 12:17

They left them behind last series. There hasn't been a hint of scallop with pea purée this series.

A broken foot sounds dreadful, ohdear!

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Ellenora5 · 04/05/2014 14:27

Ouch, ohdear, mind yourself

The thoughts of pea purree makes me want to hurl

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Halsall · 07/05/2014 19:59

Evening.

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HolyDrinker · 07/05/2014 20:00

Wotchya

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CremolaDItalia · 07/05/2014 20:00

Here we go!!
Mass catering to separate the kippers from the turbot

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CalamitouslyWrong · 07/05/2014 20:00

Evening all.

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beanandspud · 07/05/2014 20:01

Evening! Missed you all last week!

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CremolaDItalia · 07/05/2014 20:02

Wottcha calam

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CalamitouslyWrong · 07/05/2014 20:02

At least greg left that awful bunnet at home today.

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Halsall · 07/05/2014 20:02

Gregg should feel right at home here, me old china, apples & pears, gertcha etc etc etc

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CalamitouslyWrong · 07/05/2014 20:02

He can set up his fruit and veg stall in the market.

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Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 07/05/2014 20:02

Hello all.
Oh look at all the "well I don't mind being team leader"

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CremolaDItalia · 07/05/2014 20:03

OO they have feed Ian Beale and he knows his canapés from his cockles

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HolyDrinker · 07/05/2014 20:03

I'm looking forward to this episode of eastenders.

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CalamitouslyWrong · 07/05/2014 20:03

I've never noticed how awful greg's lower teeth are. They're like the comedy teeth in a decrepit cartoon character.

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Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 07/05/2014 20:03

He can have a stand off with Ian Beale.

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CalamitouslyWrong · 07/05/2014 20:04

Microherbs. That's what you need for this kind of catering.

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HolyDrinker · 07/05/2014 20:04

Open lasagne? So that's pasta n sauce then.

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Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 07/05/2014 20:05

What no samphire?

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CalamitouslyWrong · 07/05/2014 20:05

Poached pears. A pudding no one is looking forward to.

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Ellenora5 · 07/05/2014 20:05

Hello people, only switched on, I know Calam, his teeth are horrendous

This might be a good one tonight, love when they get all arsy with each other

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imustbepatient · 07/05/2014 20:05

I forsee complete utter bollocksy disaster....

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