Masterchef 4 ways: in which figs are replaced by burnt cavolo nero

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The other thread will be full before the end of tomorrow's programme (and is running very slow anyway), so here's a shiny new one.

The next programme blurb on the bbc website says that failure is no longer an option, so I assume Greg really was serious about the 'or death' thing.

@ turkey twizzler!

Horseradish pearls! I say.

Hello all. Oh is it pretty Jack. Dd will be upset as she is off being a witch in Macbeth.
Robs gone all Heston.

Lindy hop does 'TheAter'

Halsall

I hope Rob isn't overstretching himself, it sounds very fancy

Greg's smiling looks particularly sinister this evening.

Who knew that giant thumbs could look quite so evil?

They're never Fiona let Luke's profiterole catastrophe lie. Oh no

Oh I love a bit of posh finger food.

Poor Luke is super nervous.

Dim sum, oh, three ways.

Fiona? Gonna

Angela's looks like an explosion in the fish factory

Oh drool.

If that tastes nice - it's a winner dinner

I like her, she looks like she should be running a 19th century bawdy house.

Enough with the sex noises Greg. Ugh.

What's with the sauce obsession this series?

Is jus over?
Has gravy had it's day?

Is sauce the new burning?

I think there are too many people in this tonight

Cremolafoam, I have just scrolled back looking to see who Fiona is

squoosh

His voice dropped an octave.
We have samphire AND foam.

Quinoa is too healthy to make me lick my lips.

I think this guy might get the push.

Dollop sauce of doom

Genius, looking good for Rob

Charred leeks aren't that bad