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Masterchef 4 ways: in which figs are replaced by burnt cavolo nero

898 replies

CalamitouslyWrong · 01/05/2014 21:07

The other thread will be full before the end of tomorrow's programme (and is running very slow anyway), so here's a shiny new one.

The next programme blurb on the bbc website says that failure is no longer an option, so I assume Greg really was serious about the 'or death' thing.

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Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 02/05/2014 20:46

We have started the annual pronunciation of quinoa war. I say keen way, dh is wrong.

imustbepatient · 02/05/2014 20:47

Rapeseed mayo? So just mayo then.

Cremolafoam · 02/05/2014 20:47

Oh fuck NO SAUCE. You Wally

squoosh · 02/05/2014 20:48

I say keen-woh

Ellenora5 · 02/05/2014 20:48

I have never tasted quinoa, I don't want to

Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 02/05/2014 20:48

Michael Gove has fucked it.
I love ping. think John does too

pepperrabbit · 02/05/2014 20:48

Ping's looks good.

Cremolafoam · 02/05/2014 20:48

Grin At ohwhat

Ping Pong ding dong! Great plate

Halsall · 02/05/2014 20:48

Ping's plate is plumtastic

pepperrabbit · 02/05/2014 20:49

So it's the ladies and Lindyhop so far?

squoosh · 02/05/2014 20:49

Yum!

Ellenora5 · 02/05/2014 20:49

Cod man could be in trouble

imustbepatient · 02/05/2014 20:49

Ooh that looks goood!

Cremolafoam · 02/05/2014 20:50

Who are these people? They are not the same ones that messed up earlier this week - are they!!!

Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 02/05/2014 20:50

Keen wah. Fac. (Fucking auto correct-this is now a THING)
Jack likes his pig.

imustbepatient · 02/05/2014 20:50

How can that lack seasoning?! I can literally (correct use of word) SEE the salt!

squoosh · 02/05/2014 20:50

Enough with the Que-bloody-nelles! What's wrong with a splodge of mash?

Cremolafoam · 02/05/2014 20:50

Oh wait Danis vast overloaded plate

pepperrabbit · 02/05/2014 20:51

And no one's made a chocolate fondant for weeks now

Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 02/05/2014 20:51

Bit of carb there eh Dani?

Ellenora5 · 02/05/2014 20:51

Ping will be the first through, she is very good, potential finalist I think

Cremolafoam · 02/05/2014 20:51

Taxi for Dani

squoosh · 02/05/2014 20:51

Samphire has been cast aside like Saturday night's one night stand.

squoosh · 02/05/2014 20:52

LOVE gyoza.

Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 02/05/2014 20:52

Oh but he knows soooo much more than the judges.
Robot boys stuff looks looooooooovvvvvely.