Masterchef 4 ways: in which figs are replaced by burnt cavolo nero

[CalamitouslyWrong]

The other thread will be full before the end of tomorrow's programme (and is running very slow anyway), so here's a shiny new one.

The next programme blurb on the bbc website says that failure is no longer an option, so I assume Greg really was serious about the 'or death' thing.

[Ohwhatfuckeryisthis]

We have started the annual pronunciation of quinoa war. I say keen way, dh is wrong.

[imustbepatient]

Rapeseed mayo? So just mayo then.

[Cremolafoam]

Oh fuck NO SAUCE. You Wally

[squoosh]

I say keen-woh

[Ellenora5]

I have never tasted quinoa, I don't want to

[Ohwhatfuckeryisthis]

Michael Gove has fucked it.
I love ping. think John does too

[pepperrabbit]

Ping's looks good.

[Cremolafoam]

At ohwhat

Ping Pong ding dong! Great plate

[Halsall]

Ping's plate is plumtastic

[pepperrabbit]

So it's the ladies and Lindyhop so far?

[squoosh]

Yum!

[Ellenora5]

Cod man could be in trouble

[imustbepatient]

Ooh that looks goood!

[Cremolafoam]

Who are these people? They are not the same ones that messed up earlier this week - are they!!!

[Ohwhatfuckeryisthis]

Keen wah. Fac. (Fucking auto correct-this is now a THING)
Jack likes his pig.

[imustbepatient]

How can that lack seasoning?! I can literally (correct use of word) SEE the salt!

[squoosh]

Enough with the Que-bloody-nelles! What's wrong with a splodge of mash?

[Cremolafoam]

Oh wait Danis vast overloaded plate

[pepperrabbit]

And no one's made a chocolate fondant for weeks now

[Ohwhatfuckeryisthis]

Bit of carb there eh Dani?

[Ellenora5]

Ping will be the first through, she is very good, potential finalist I think

[Cremolafoam]

Taxi for Dani

[squoosh]

Samphire has been cast aside like Saturday night's one night stand.

[squoosh]

LOVE gyoza.

[Ohwhatfuckeryisthis]

Oh but he knows soooo much more than the judges.
Robot boys stuff looks looooooooovvvvvely.