At least Fantasy TV Men Aren't Wankers! Musketeers Appreciation Thread XI

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

Is Constance pregnant? Is Anne pregnant? Who is in that coffin? Why is Aramis's chin so very shiny? Will Richelieu go out with a bang?

So many questions. Enough of the plot now! The most important one still remains. Just WHO would you chose first?

Please join us on what could be the last thread of the series (depending on how much we can fit in between now and Sunday night!)

We've had a lot of fun here, and it's never too late to join in!

Part one

part two

part three

part four

part five

part six

part seven

part eight

part nine

part ten

Elk - it's fine. I have tried to encourage everyone in my house no matter what. we even started the book as a bedtime story... but they kept falling asleep.

Queenie when she confronted Aramis about the necklace was so understated and great. I love it. This episode is so much better on rewatching.

'Any of you pricks MOVE and I'll execute every motherfuckin ' last one of you!!!!' Bit of Tarantino style fucking queuing discipline here thank you Cate. . Only joking. not fucking likely, I'll tell on you to Hannah

Welcome lurkers and new wenches. You need to hoik your tits up there at the back.

Dog is learning, that's the point I think. He is young and impetuous (I really like this word, I am going to start using it everyday). He doesn't think before he acts and learns from his mistakes.

Comtesse - I have fallen asleep in almost every single Taratino film I have ever seen. I did like the soundtrack to Django though.

An I fucking invisible?! No one replies to me deep and thoughtful posts of one line.

"This is the Cardinal we are talking about, why are we running?" Porthos

I love you Porthos and will have you mid-week sometime, but not on Sunday or Monday because I love Aramis way more, but you are funny.

Did somebody say something?

I am working copying and pasting like fuck on the links thread Twit. Please don't make all my hard work be for nothing by starting up a new one

I agree on queue jumping. No amount of subtlety, sweet talking, whateverrrr, will get you anywhere near the front of this queue. You are dealing with wenches now. We grow em tuff round these parts.

The Athos rota isn't known as the fighty one for nothing. Don't make us set our secret weapon, stealth, ninja wench Mavis on you. She may look the picture of 17th century, wholesome, innocent governess, but she can kick ass, when it comes to Athos. She tried to take her ex out with dangerous icing. This woman knows, no bounds.

Finally coaxed hungover mother out of bed so I'm off out for lunch now, will be back before tonight, going to rewatch a couple of episodes tonight before the show! Be good all!

"How comes God gets all the credit?" Porthos

Superb.

drink hi there me duck

Maybe a name to commemorate The Mantis?
Or

'The preying Cardinal'
'The Musketeers weapon' fnar
'The Dirty Bits'

Eternal thanks for keeping our house in order mtm and twit.

Are we all ready for tonight regulars and lurkers????? All are of course welcome!!! (especially ingles who is currently stalking TB for us.) What's the plan? Are we having cock-shaped vegetables and awards tonight before the episode, or after, (am guessing no one will want to post while its on) or perhaps tomorrow??

I've got some thoughts for categories for the awards (awards fall into two overall categories, 1) thread and 2) show, no?) What do you think?

In 1)...

Funniest Fantasy Description of a Main Character Sex Act

In 2)...

Extra Who Most Gave You the Horn

Screen Shot That Most Made You Go Squeeeeeeeee

Etc

And Hannah with the links god luv 'er.

hannah I thought someone was doing it, I wasn't volunteering, just hinting

Morning wenches, and Happy Mothers Day to all, whether you are actually one or not.

It's just typical that my contract ends I'm unemployed as we reach the last episode, and I would have had lots of perving wenching time available.

DS3 kept coming in everytime Dog told Connie he loved her... so I had to rewind and rewind and rewind.

DOG & CONNIE DOG & CONNIE DOG & CONNIE. There will be guaranteed Connie and Dog smooching reconciliation tonight.

Bitches

All caught up...

Stinkle - that's appalling treatment of your poor DD, what a pig ignorant woman...and to continue commenting when you'd clearly given her a put down. Words fail.....unless you're hannah - so what she said! I hope DD is able to realise what an utterly vile and pointless cow the checkout woman was and put it behind her

Twit -it's early in the day but here..., living with an abusive individual is a soul destroying experience. My dearest friend is married to (in my opinion) an epic narcissist, I'm so full of admiration for her ability to cope and protect her kids through the most horrific verbal assaults, but over time I see the pieces he is gradually taking out of her. I hope you (and she) will one day find a resolution xxxx

Ingles - on what planet is pootling off for a meal, Japanese or otherwise, more compelling than spending the evening with and possibly rubbing yourself against one of the most beautiful men on the planet. FGS!!!!

Ok, that's taken me so long to bloody type, I've probably got another 8 pages to catch up on now.....see, the level of commitment for this thread is staggering....how have you all been doing it for weeks??!

Roll on 9pm

Children still behaving so am watching the Aramis and Baby episode.

Might not make it until the end though.

I would like to see outtakes on the DVD. I wonder how many times Santi and Luca fell over jumping the bush when trying to rescue the baby.

A aargh the wine. On the sheets, EVERY FUCKING TIME.

at Aramis and Dog falling over bushes.... (And a bit )

"Draw if you wish, it will be our duty to kill you, and incidentally our pleasure." Brilliant brilliant brilliant.

Oh, he's very good at Opening Doors though isn't he?

Nearly at ' do it.... DO IT'