Wenches preparation for the throbbing big climax! Musketeers appreciation IX

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So now here we are 9th thread after the 9th episode! Aren't we clever? The Cardinal will be giving us all his lusty lusty eyes to show appreciation but please try not to get too turned on and distracted by it because we have much wenching to do to take us up to the big finale!

Please remember IT'S NEVER TOO LATE TO JOIN THE WENCHOOD! If you are a saucy lurker then please feel free to join in our discussions.

WARNING: Sometimes we discuss the plot line!

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I wasn't actually propositioning you there hannah despite appearances unless you want to It was more of a hint at what I'd been up to with miserablebeardyfucker. Sorry.

Did you go to the dr's?

Twit you definitely can't watch it with DCs around. It is pretty violent and there is a lot of sex.

Shame about the cake - can you cover it with icing?

Rectangle cake?

Anne! I LOVED that Mad Men clip. Are there many bits like that, or do I have to watch a whole load of boring sexless bits?

yy one off film watchings could be good, and easier to commit to than a whole series.

.......there is a lot of sex.

Have just watched mtm's spoiler video link, and I think I might have found our tavern!
If you don't mind watching spoilers, please look and see if it is agreeable.

I cut some off, stuffed some in and have iced it, so it's done. Looks like shit, but it's edible.

It would have to be free, I can't buy or pay to view stuff at the moment, but films would be good.
I have sky and lovefilm.

Right am off to get small Twits from school.
Laters.

There is plenty of sex but a lot of nothing going on - DH says nothing really happens. Basically Don Draper looks like that most of the time and women just drop their knickers. He has shagged more women that James Bond so far. I don't think it would do for a continuous perving thread, although their are other fanciable characters too...

No, Hannah no one gives Capaldi Cardinal run for his money. jeremy irons, pfft!

No haven't got to Drs yet. Had transport issues Mon. Whatever it is keeps dying down, then flaring up again.

Will try for later in week though. Still got one random spot on tonsil. Ears are buggered. And throat keeps getting tight. Cheeks get hot/flushed.

I need a bucket of MuskeSpunk to gargle. It's the only way.

Right, I need to fuck right off and get on with some serious catch up work!

Are we all going to be requesting the same thing from LoveFilm at the same time or are you all streaming.

Overthinking it.

Twit - ditch Lovefilm and start Netflix. It's cheaper and imo actually better. It's instant. And they get some pretty fantastic series' on there.

I don't have Lovefilm or Netflix. Am I missing out on something? Do I need to convince we need it for drooling purposes?

Have Sky though, can you get the same on there?

Stinkle - I am sure you will be fine. I don't have them either or Sky but we'll manage.

oh, my gorgeous flower! I was just about to scold you bitches

bad wenches that no one bother with the gig I nicely asked for but then I saw this ray of sunshine remembered

Well. That has taking me friggin AGES to catch up on since I got in from work.

And I am still a bit spooked at the parallel universe Anne & I seem to be living in. Your comments throughout your rematch earlier were made at EXACTLY the same places as mine last night...

I think the road trip should last us a few thousand posts. We need to set an actual proper departure time & can rattle on for hours ad infinitum about what we've packed, what each day's itinerary is & who boffs spots who first.

Oh, and final point before I venture into the land of Twitter to provide any daily stalking updates -

FFS I HAVE JUST RECEIVED AN EMAIL FROM EBAY ASKING ME IF I'M STILL LOOKING FOR A WET-LOOK NUN'S COSTUME

I have Netflix and youview. this all.

Netflix is 6 quid a month so deffo worth it.

THIS is where we need to be hiding

Hang on, that's not leather swagger stuff hanging up behind them....photo shoot anyone?

second Netflix. lovefilm found crap.

Nothing yet

Reminds me of my yoof

They look like they're in a shop in that second link

We have a tv/phone/broadband bundle thing with Sky and it has a massive On Demand section. No Borgais though. Another six quid a month for more men drooling opportunities may be pushing my luck too far

Yep, I like all those faces

Oh following the Twitter thing.... that persons Tumblr thing is awesome.

Aramis and Athos fans will be happy - Aramis fans may wish to grab clean underwear before looking