Wenches preparation for the throbbing big climax! Musketeers appreciation IX

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

So now here we are 9th thread after the 9th episode! Aren't we clever? The Cardinal will be giving us all his lusty lusty eyes to show appreciation but please try not to get too turned on and distracted by it because we have much wenching to do to take us up to the big finale!

Please remember IT'S NEVER TOO LATE TO JOIN THE WENCHOOD! If you are a saucy lurker then please feel free to join in our discussions.

WARNING: Sometimes we discuss the plot line!

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I need some lunch... it has been an exhausting two days. Aramis is just insatiable.

I'm full after having that just having a to wash it down.

Hannah I am definitely up for that.

MTM have you got Netflix or that Amazon thing where you can watch stuff?

I have been trying to address the nature of a continuing thread from pretty much the start of these ones.

It has been suggested, countless times, by various wenches that we do continue, but there has been a bit of uncertainty about whether we will have anything to talk about.

This is what I was talking about. The topic of conversation. Something to keep conversation alive.

Dress it up with whatever title you want. Shove it wherever you want. But if we don't have a common interest outside of this series, then how long until we drift apart?

That was what I was trying to suggest. Pouring my heart out onto thread with ideas and suggestions, in a desperate bid to keep us together, long after Sunday's climax.

But nooooooooooooooooooooooo, no fucking praise for me.

Then in comes Twat, and it's all 'great fucking idea Twat'...'oooh aren't you a fucking genius Twat'....'pity no one else thought of us until now Twat'.....................

Good work wenches! What we can do is open it once the last thread after the last pervfest has ended.

ATHOS! Please you know what to do. Plug her gob shut, there's a good Musketeer.

Ali I do indeed have Netflix!

Muffin that says something about needing an invitation. Is it worth signing up for??!

Hannah not worry - we do all have something in common and that is a lack of decorum and ladylike mannerisms when discussing fictional men (and women). We will always have something to discuss. Well I will, because always have a couple of fantasy shags on the go keeps the marriage alive - maybe cheapens it but whatevs

Muffin that says something about needing an invitation. Is it worth signing up for??!

Oh, that's odd, I've never had to sign up to it, not that I've ever perused it obviously coughs Yes it's totally worth it

I can't check it at the moment as on a work computer that weeds out filth but if you Google 'Archive Of Our Own' then you should be able to get the site. It's multi-fandom and miles better than fanfiction.net

Went a bit overboard with the strikethrough there

Anne I really can't see the difference between dressing up as a nurse/french maid or whatever and incorporating a little sweaty leather into your marriage. Variety is the spice of life, after all!

MTM excellent - well in that case we have masses of material to choose from, and any new BBC stuff.
I will be glued to Dr Who with you, glued. The only downside is that the rest of the family insist on watching that too which rather dampens the mood

Bloody toddler has climbed onto kitchen side and started on DHs birthday cake that was cooling, what do I do now? I haven't got the £ to buy one, and no ingredients or time to make another.

Sorry you're upset hannah I took your amazing idea and tried to facilitate it so that we all had something to look forward to.
I am desperate to continue laughing

a bit

Anne had expressed an interest in watching The Borgias, series 1-3 are available on Netflix. I predict you will like Pope Alexander (Jeremy Irons) MTM, he is a nasty piece of work.

Twit how much has he taken? Can you cut a big wedge out and plonk an 'eye' on in the appropriate place and make it into a Pacman cake?

Hannah I believe I acknowledged you as The Source of the idea?

That's also on lovefilm I think, never got into it before, but might be worth a try?
Or is it too in your face? I quite like the fact that musketeers is a bit cheeky but can watch it around DCs if I really have to.

S'fine Twit.

Maybe I over reacted slightly. I'm feeling a little highly strung emotional.

Can't you just cut out the bit Dc has attacked and change over all shape, or failing that ram hole full of icing?

Sounds good to me Ali! I'd be up for something like that that I can watch on my treadmill because ITS SO FUCKING BOOOOOOORING.

ali it's square, he took some of a side.
Can anyone explain why my shitepad keeps putting in ! instead of , like I want?

I cancelled out LoveFilm account last month becuase it seemed we had seen everything.

Oh Twit, I am sure he won't mind. It has character and it was lovingly done. My baking skills mean that it would've looked like someone took a bite anyway.

< gives hannah the key to Athos' cupboard out of cleavage>
He should be ok in a bit, he's a lot bit, um, tired.

Make up sex?

I will have to try and cover it with icing. And it's fucking raining, when I have to go out. Meh.

Alibab - The Borgias sounds like a great idea. It has all of the right ingredients going for it.

I have Netflix too.

Think you're right about Jeremy Irons. Dare I say it, he will surely give the Cardinal a run for his money in the looks, expressions, fingers way. Lots of similarities there. Been wanting to have a look for a while. Isn't there also something called The Tudors? Could be another one to look out for.

So yes, in the "Tavern" those who want to, can follow a series/watch a film. Bit like arranged re watches are happening now. Just for fun. And the rest can just get drunk and fill their days reminiscing.

Malcolm - I loved the new Athos sex face, reminded me about the one I saw of Cardinal earlier.... must just find it...