Wenches preparation for the throbbing big climax! Musketeers appreciation IX

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So now here we are 9th thread after the 9th episode! Aren't we clever? The Cardinal will be giving us all his lusty lusty eyes to show appreciation but please try not to get too turned on and distracted by it because we have much wenching to do to take us up to the big finale!

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WARNING: Sometimes we discuss the plot line!

Part one

part two

part three

part four

part five

part six

part seven

part eight

And art, we've talked about art! Siet of..

Sort of!

Ooh twit I'm so sorry! It's a Reebock z9. It's perfect for what we need and it was about £400ish.

See, we is well cultured innit.

Fo sho.

Armando loves it when his bitchez get all street.

Ah Drink, you speak Judoon??

Porthos has heard about the Tavern - look how happy he is

Just thinking, it's Tuesday so that means ... Prey I'm on my way

Just because grey shirt and stuff

And we talk about the books (classic literature)

And I'm watching Sewing Bee which is sort of cultured. It also features a rather naice looking man with a beard.

Oh yes letus I'm going to watch that in a minute. I do quite like Patrick.

I run a book club and I study and stuff .., and you all advise me and Oblomov even meets me on other threads. MTM and Drink are artists and I am going to go back to learning French so we are so friggin cultured it is unreal,

Yeah friggin' culture innit

Yo yo yo word up ma bitchez

'Sup bro?

Oh, don't go all street and yoof on me. I'm an elderly wench don't forget

Athos would bloody love an older woman who could teach him a trick or two. He definitely seems the type!

Aye ree

Yo wassup MTM, girrrrrrrl you is lookin fiiiiiiiiine

I'm gonna shoot ma cap in yo ass

You ready biatch?

Still struggling to keep up.
Has anyone seen my King picture?

Oh too right MTM - I'm very much playing the experience card here.

All my exes have had miserable bastard tendencies too so, really, I'm the wench most likely to, er, tick his boxes as it were.

Yo yo Mavis, chill bruv innit, chill

Donchoo go frettin, yo yo, Afos likes the maturer lady innit. Like a sofisicated wine - you is agein well good

.... the bruvva likes the blue rinse brigade innit

S'all good mave, bruv dun go blow dem cobwebs off and give you a squirt of WD40, you be runnin up a down is pole like a dreeeeeeeeeam

"If I don't get a plate of turkey twizzlers and a toy Right Now I will run away to my bedwoom"

This one Oblomov?

King picture Oblomov? Is it on this or the last thread?

I too will play the age experience card, although I'm not sure I'd outdo Aramis on the experience aspect of things. This makes me happy.

I'm sorry Dear Hannah?? NO, I DON'T KNOW THE WAY TO DONCASTER. SORRY
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Mavis, when she has these..."turns"...you need to request Athos to come and plug her gob with his wench silencer.