Wenches preparation for the throbbing big climax! Musketeers appreciation IX

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

So now here we are 9th thread after the 9th episode! Aren't we clever? The Cardinal will be giving us all his lusty lusty eyes to show appreciation but please try not to get too turned on and distracted by it because we have much wenching to do to take us up to the big finale!

Please remember IT'S NEVER TOO LATE TO JOIN THE WENCHOOD! If you are a saucy lurker then please feel free to join in our discussions.

WARNING: Sometimes we discuss the plot line!

Part one

part two

part three

part four

part five

part six

part seven

part eight

No one has really been that full on pervy hardcore. We're not any worse than a mildly saucy Mills & Boon!

It's more suggestive! They're only fantasy men too, and you are allowed as many fantasy men as possible, that's the best thing about them!

Are we getting angsty about two blokes in a pub? Do I care that they're getting pleasure from.this?

I think we have been a bit more than mildy Pervy mulls and boon, but again anonymous and who cares.

Unworthy of angst when we should be focussing on other things.

I think we should keep away from Twitter. We might get abuse!

Thanks all the sane MrsAthos!

Except you. And lacomtesse.

So what do you run on? I need make and model if you wouldn't mind.

I can't say I have read many Mills & Boon but I'm pretty certain they didn't have heroines with one in front, one behind as in a couple of pages back.... Not to mention the fingers

No worries! As its an open account you can still perv over the pictures without signing in!

And I see you already linked to our Tumblr...

So... feel free to use and abuse Athos to your hearts content (And Treville on Tuesdays)

My last to mtm

Hi drink how was your day?

Nods sagely at her Majesty's advice. Yes, we should be focusing on them there musketeers deep.in 1630, not on the twittersphere...

OFFS (again) Honestly, are you lot on here all day! Got through the last of the previous thread to find THREE HUNDRED AND SEVEN posts over here. Which I will dutifully read.

I'm also up for a Wednesday 9pm watch. If I've caught up with all the posts by then.

Back in a jiffy.

I just think we might attract trolls or at least it will be more likely. I do have a MN twitter account so might wave hello

HI Twit, thanks for asking! It was a bit meh! Things always pop up when you just want to get your head down to work! I will dip in and out if here but till Monday evening it won't be a lot.

I say to hell with dignity & back to some of this

Where is the tavern?

It's not like we are planning on hiding in Santabarbara Carbonara's wheelie bin FFS. it would be Capaldi's

The actors wouldn't give to twats. They probably have to deal with proper nut bags on a daily basis, but thats in their job description. However their characters, well they would get the raging horn and come and ravish us until we couldn't walk.

And the bottom line is. Did the BBC really honestly expect no lustful reaction from ladies like us by putting lots of very sexy men in leather and open billowing shirts?!?

So what be the problem wenches? Huh?

Own up, whose husbands mentioned us on twitter?

Aramis would absolutely LOVE mumsnet. There is no doubt about that! D'Artagnan would be on asking for advice the whole time. Porthos would just try looking at users pictures hoping for corsets and bosoms. Athos wouldn't always be in Relationships. Richelieu would be disappointed because it wouldn't be pervy enough. Treville would be too busy on some forum that just discusses muskets and swords.

Milady and Constance? They are one of us!

Queenie would be starting a POAS thread

King would still be on Moshi Monsters

Drink, I hope you succeeded in your mission today! I had visualisations of you creating a life sized marble sculpture of darling Armand?

The tavern sparkle and I are definitely not in, in Prague mtm

It's all just a bit weird.

Will be off early tonight, so if I disappear, well you won't even notice, but I'm off out.

sparkle, corsets at the ready? Bosoms plumped?

And just where the bloody hell is hannah ?
Hope you're ok me dear.
Hi mavis did you have a good one? You too oblomov if I disappear very shortly.

Yes, MTM the third leg took the longest!

It would form it's own column!

I'm not sad that mtm must have forgotten to answer my important running thingy question.
I'm really not.

Right. Caught up. Def up for a tavern, although I can't keep up with the post rate on here! I have lovefilm (or whatever it's called now) but no sky.

Bloody hell. Nine threads. About hot men in leather (and the occasional foray into gender stereotyping issues, crap husbands dog walking).

We've come so far wenches