When Are They Going To Say "One For All And All For One"? Muskeperves Anonymous Part VIII

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

Welcome to our 8,000,000th thread! There has been a LOT of Musketeer love and appreciation shared between us over the duration of this series. It has been such good fun, so if you've not yet joined in the please do and let's carry on!

To celebrate we are going to take a trip into space. A new planet has been discovered. Planet of the Beard And Leather. It's currently mating season and they all have shed their heavy winter leather down to their billowing shirts and now have their swords out in a bit to find theirselves a suitable wench!

So please take your seats and Armand will ensure you are...erm...strapped down well...

5...4...3...2...ONE FOR ALL AND ALL FOR ONE!

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part three

part four

part five

part six

part seven

Oooh, I love your first lunk out of four.

Stunning, fecking stunning.

The Queen is a skank. How offers her lady charms to a grieving man

Who not how

Link not lunk.

Mother Superior is Fab

Oh here come sAthos for his comedy moment

You lot are wrecking my marriage! www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/2033083-To-blame-Mumsnetters-for-my-perverted-Musketeers-obsession?msgid=45965734#45965734

totally worth it

I don't think that replaying the 'I can't believe you slept with the queen' exchange numerous times is good for my mental health. In fact, I know so from a personal and clinical perspective. But Fuck me. His voice is so sexy. The way he says 'hang me' I'm just aching for him. Athos. Anytime, anywhere, any how. I'm there.

Athos kicking ass with a sword followed by a dramatic forward roll. Ace

Cardinal's sweeping cloak and King being all worried - changed his tune

At least he had the grace to look ashamed even if it was for only ooooh 5 seconds

Muffin, just let him know a la Alibaba what this means for him . 'What do you do for him' milady Athos exchange wise. How you will do him. No problem. marriage reinvigorated. Simples.

It's very Butch and Sundance

muffin but no one is to know about us! And no one wants to know

I've rewound the roll a few times. I'm now very behind...

Here come the boyzzzzzzzz

Go Porthos!!

Haha Drink I don't think Muffin saw the angry random poster who kindly popped by earlier...

People just don't think, just don't hink. knows her reputation is in tatyers snywayz

That look between Aramis and Anne at the palace

Go Athos Go Athos Go Athos

Right, having spent the evening labelling last years holiday photos (yes. really ) I need to get an earlyish night.

Will catch up on the no doubt hundreds of posts tomorrow. (and yes! I do trawl through them all, you're all so dear to me

Night wenches. May your pauldrons be navy and your billow shirts grey.

Oh Quuen....it's going from the sublime to the ridiculous

Don't worry Drink. Here have some lusty eyes.

Don't say I'm not good to you!

ING, Mavis you tit! You made me post a sweary response on a wring thread. About last wishes/ notes for family after death.

Muffin who is your weapon of choice? The front runners seem to be Aramis and Athos followed by Cardinal.

Oh dear, I bet they hate me

I'm off to bed too. Armand and Treville are ready for it!