Wenchnet Prague Perv 2014 Coach Trip. Roll up roll up for the Musketeer Tour. Part VII

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

Please take your seats for the coach departure. We will be leaving shortly. Toilets are located to the rear of the vehicle and there will be snacks available to purchase at a 7,000,000% mark up. All chickens must be refrained from wandering freely and causing H&S issues.

Wenches must also refrain from smoking cigars post copulation.

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thanks Queen there is an option but not happy with it. I suppose I should be grateful there is something but it is a pain in the arse to get to plus no garden, only parks across the road.

How long will she be there before she starts school/school nursery etc?

Can I just say the captions are not mine! I wish I was that talented in a literary fashion. It's just all copied from Tumblr and is someone else's hard work.

don't want anyone from Tumblr thinking I'm claiming their stuff for myself ... phew

Is it a new nursery you're looking for or a childminder?

Fist waving here (perfectly fine) or fist waving in RL? (Sometimes fine).
I assume she goes to a nursery type place? Could you get a child minder?
Hope you can sort something out soon, childcare round my parts is dreadful (as in hardly any)
Also, did I read that right, you are AWAY for two weeks soon? You mean, away.... from us.?

Drink oh, that's shit. When does she start school? Would a childminder be better

You know that time in your cycle that if it isn't bolted down it gets eaten? That.

Anyway, I can highly recommend Asda extra special Belgian Marc de champagne truffles. OM NOM NOM! Eat them off the nipples of a fantasy Frenchman.

Sorry, had to go and intervene in a Minecraft punch up so crossed loads of posts

thanks, LetUs and Malcolm. In few months we are transferring to another place, that has been arranged for months so poor DD after 2,5 years in one place has to now settle twice in short period of time.

I'll go easy on Armand. well, it'll either be short and furious or he can leisurely install himself in my knickers for the rest of the afternoon.

scoop is next year. she enjoys the nursery, I don't think I'm up for managing a personal relationship with a childminder.

Yes, I know that time. I also have the raging hormonal shagfest time of the month. When no man is safe, , well almost no man... Might have trouble with Richelieu. And Mr shampoo-and-set. Unless he is grimy, I could probably do him then.

'Snot my fault, 'tis me hormones and nature wanting me to procreate innit?

Twit that's fine. Armand is relieved

I know what you mean about maintaining a relationship with a cm. I mean, they seem to actually like children. In their home....

Although I'm sure any DCs of my fellow friends on this thread are fab.

Now now Drink, don't you worry, everything will work out. Now then ... why are you still dressed?

I had a shouty fist waving day yesterday - toothache which has now gone thank god.

this sums up my day today I hate this studying lark, I so wasn't made for it

What the hell is with minecraft? Mine are obsessed with it. I know they don't even know what to do with it properly but they're still obsessed.

My kids have been little brats this afternoon. One is a disobliging, gobby, stroppy, loud, over dramatic little toad and it's like arguing with a miniature version of his dad. One is just totally unpredictive and argumentative and it's like arguing with a miniature version of myself and the middle one is a whiny winge bag who doesn't use her brain to think with further ahead than 1/2 an hour ago. They keep trying to kill each other. I won't stop them any more and it'll be survival of the fittest.

So free to good home. Any takers?

Drink, where are the other people who go putting their kids? Will this change happen after Easter?

I always feel better when letusprey starts posting her links....

Lol, it does feel like survival of the fittest sometimes.

I have no idea what the point of Minecraft is. My 2 are having an absolutely massive row over it though.

One is hitting puberty and hates me, the other is whinging, just because.

I keep threatening to lock them out in the garden

It's just for me I would be over thinking stuff, would be too polite, if something bothered me, I would try not to hurt their feeling but would rage inside. at the nursery I would just state my preference to the very lovely staff or if it s something beyond their remit I'd speak to the manager as I would speak to the shop manager. so actually there would never be an issue or at least never has between me and the person who actually takes care of my DD.

Oh Twit! It's so funny you should say that. People keep saying to me "oh you should do childminding when DS3 starts school." WHY? Why the FUCK would I want to look after other people's brats when I've FINALLY seen off the last of my own ones into full time education. No thanks. I'd rather eat wasps.

I have never used a childminder because if similar reasons. But I have friends who really loved their childminder, I just never really met one I particularly lined enough.

I loathe Minecraft. It's only redeeming feature is its use as a bribe/threat with the DC.

See I always get the impression that that is precisely why they become childminders and that is what puts me off.

other people live in a different area to me. I continued to use the nursery after we moved as DD loved it. I am pushing current nursery to give us a place in their sister nursery, which is full. someone high up said he would try to do it but he's been off work for last 2 days or at least not in the office.