Muskepervs Anonymous. Wenches apply within. Part VI

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

Come and join us bent over the chicken coop! We are here once again for our continued and most enojoyabke celebration of very VERY sexy men with beards dressed in leather.

We believe in sharing so there really is enough for everyone. We do, however, have a policy of only one at a time.

Not really...THE MORE THE MERRIER!

So get your swords off get your swords off honey. Shake it now now, get 'em off down town!

Part one

part two

part three

part four

part five

We'll Drink, at least Capaldi would know exactly what it's for unlike Dappy who probably still uses it to stir paint and keep his feet warm.

What reunion? We are spread across the country, maybe even /ies.

Should we go by region?

Drink - are you putting up barriers for the reunion. Where there is a will there is obviously a way.

Thank you LetUsPrey for the link - you truly are the queen of links

Ok. So episode 8 done. Have time for another but not sure which one. Could do with a compilation tape of all Athos's best bits, merged into a coherent episode (shouldn't be less coherent than the plots up until now). Or failing that, 56 minutes of Athos striding about in his leather, interspersed with Porthos doing his dirty chuckle. I think there's a market for this on this thread

Yes I'm sure. When he's master of his own kingdom, he's probably pretty magnetic.

Not a patch on your Aramis, though Anne. I'd hold out for that one instead. You deserve better, and Aramis definitely comes across as that. And I'm sure you could have your pick....especially once you break out those belly dancing moves on him.

I never ever ever had sexy lecturers or bosses or teachers or bloody anyone to have inappropriate crushes on. It's always just been DH! I think this is why I'm such a slag with the tv affairs. And why I'm finding it so WILDY exciting having such the desirable hots for a gentleman who is very nearly 56 and so totally unobtainable, yet in a matter of months his face will be on everything everywhere which I will buy all of

But before I have that good one, I'm going to get as much from the last two episodes with this very bad one as I POSSIBLY can. Now where is that spanking paddle??

Aramis would so love some erotic dancing. I think Anne shaking her jingle jangle tooth booty would make him spray his cock custard sky high!

Tooth = tooty

I've never had a sexy boss or lecturer either

I do however quite fancy one of my neighbours I may have had an incredibly filthy dream about him recently and haven't been able to look him in the eye since

dear iPad

You are a complete and utter wanking fuck and I hope to kill you and your TWATTING fuck predictive text. You don't know better than me. And don't just change things without simply underlining them with red, thus making me aware of a word you don't know like wanking and TWATTING. That's you iPad. Wanking TWATTING piece of cock.

Regards

MalcolmTuckersMistress.

Haha Malcolm, I know what you mean. I lived a fairly demure existence before meeting exdp and prob more so since .

Not that you'd think it from reading these threads. Is this a case of 'it's always the quiet ones?'

Now I feel like a raging nympho ready to unleash myself on mankind but probably won't.

iPlayer on my Wii has developed a fault. So I'm watching Davina instead. It's not quite the same.

Was joking about comparison wit Dappy's. that's too big, like you would chuck in the fire thinking it's a log.

Even if you've had an, erm, vivid previous pastimes,you forget about them quickly. I was told .

Aramis may well be impressed with my 3stone heavier dancing, but I am thinking we will be doing the tango or something together. I have only ever met one man I could dance with and it was incredible for about 4 days.

Not that I want to out myself anymore than I have done, but there have been some good times and I remember them well. Mostly because its all been a bit downhill since then, hence unobtainable crushes.

Hahahaha Stinkers, I love that! Especially when you dream about somebody totally inappropriate, random, or whom you haven't seem for years. Then all of a sudden, you're walking around all dreamy faced with your tongue hanging out, and swooning at the mere thought/mention of them.

I hate it when it's someone you don't even like. There is a total tosser one of many in our village. Dreamt about him one night, and had to keep slapping myself around the face for the next few weeks, until he had proved his tossiness again, enough to erase the memory.

I had highly inappropriate dreams about almost everyone when pregnant.

I'd try a salsa with Aramis, and a samba, tango, Argentine tango, and definitely a rumba. Oh god, dancing a rumba with Aramis/Santiago ...

I had a crush on my history teacher at school and a PE teacher. All college lecturers were a big No, but we did have a French student to help us with our oral (if only) one term. He was well fit.

I so rarely have inappropriate dreams and as a single women this really isn't fair.

Oh well. Fantasy crushes, whilst awake, will have to do.

Oh Anne, you're making me all gushy. I would loooooooove to dance with a man. I love to dance. But I have never danced with a man in that way.

And I've got great rhythm too. These hips are hot.

Dancing. Amateur!

What?

The dancing is merely the prelude