Muskepervs Anonymous. Wenches apply within. Part VI

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

Come and join us bent over the chicken coop! We are here once again for our continued and most enojoyabke celebration of very VERY sexy men with beards dressed in leather.

We believe in sharing so there really is enough for everyone. We do, however, have a policy of only one at a time.

Not really...THE MORE THE MERRIER!

So get your swords off get your swords off honey. Shake it now now, get 'em off down town!

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part three

part four

part five

Not Manchester, but am NW England

Mavis and Letuspray can be travel buddies. Hannah and I can travel together and get pissed on the way up.

Just don't be weirdos ok, I have convinced myself you are all normal.

Cardinal swagger

Lets go to soccer aid - isn't it in Manchester? Pitch invasion.

Where's Drink? I'm guessing saaaaf London? Will Objob be joining you from o'er that way too?

Right I'm off to bed now wenches! Husband is finally home and I am going to have a conversation with him for 2 minutes before he falls asleep and then I don't see him for another 24 hours.

Armand will be waiting in the spare room for me.

But really can we really recreate 17th Century France in a travel lodge in Salford. Or will it be like when the lights go on at a swingers club?

Please define weirdo?

Not sure, full me in on the swingers scenario then I will be able to comment.

Prob not 17th century France but we will be armed with box set, free wifi and prosecco what can go wrong.

Shall we press pause on the plans for tonight?

I'm orf too.

Anne if you are London I can travel with you (Essex). And we can spend the whole journey on a massive Aramis perve.

Imagine though if one of us got there and another wench was someone she knew in RL????

The shame.

I'll order us a leather clad MuskeStripper for a touch of class

Good question Hannah.

a person who behaves strangely

Yeah but mutual shame Sparkle. You'd get over it.

Sparkle my greatest fear is that I'm related to a wench.

The school assemblies threw me into enough of a panic. I just couldn't take knowing anyone.

Oh thanks Anne - I always wondered.

Well that's all of us then. You especially included missus!

Hahaha! I was totes Pinocchioing about the assembly.

But we could be related.

Oh god Hannah imagine if we were related. And Athos. It was be so awkward.

As long as you are someone I like in RL then we just crank up the perving as far as I am concerned.

My mum said they all needed a wash, and she didn't seen impressed by that do I think it is safe to say as long as you aren't my mum then all is well.

And talking of mortification - the more I think about it, the more I think there is no way this thread has bypassed at least a member of the production team. They will be monitoring social media, surely, to gauge audience reaction - & MN must def represent one component of their target audience (think who they've cast in the 4 main roles).

Just throwing that in. I tell you, if there's any reference to the Cardinal's fingers in Series 2 - We. Will. Know.

And while I'm here I am more than available for any wench extra work you have going Production Team - but only shot from behind.

I can, hand on heart, say I'm not your mum.

Did I mention you're all invited to my 54th birthday?

Right. Off to walk the dog.