Muskepervs Anonymous. Wenches apply within. Part VI

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

Come and join us bent over the chicken coop! We are here once again for our continued and most enojoyabke celebration of very VERY sexy men with beards dressed in leather.

We believe in sharing so there really is enough for everyone. We do, however, have a policy of only one at a time.

Not really...THE MORE THE MERRIER!

So get your swords off get your swords off honey. Shake it now now, get 'em off down town!

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Oh,I did have a fit student boss for a while - the people I work for have students on placements for about 6 months. They're usually pretty joyless and sanctimonious, but this one was fi-iiiine. I got so flustered it was embarrassing.

He fucking knew it as well

Explain yourself Father Jack off

Hannah - not only that but he looked like Ricky Martin which was a good thing I promise. You should take salsa lessons it is such a fantastic liberating dance whether you have a partner or not.

See here's another great thing about being Scottish...Ceilidhs!!! Fun and dangerous especially when drunk and in heels. However out of 3 million or however many Scottish men there are, I have married the one who won't do ceilidh dancing or wear a kilt!

Do you know that when we were in school, they thought ceilidh dancing in PE as part of the curriculum! Social Dance it was called.

WHat's that, Hannah?

Salsa? Are we middle-aged?

That sounds awesome Malcolm. I would have loved it if they did dance classes in PE. I would have not bothered forging my dads signature every week to get out of PE then.

DH sometimes reminisces about that MTM . He does dance on the occasions he has a kilt on. Not that he can actually dance and I don't actively encourage it

Whatever Drink. AramisSantiago and me damcing the salsa would be hot.

Ceilidh dancing? I'm not knowingly familiar yet ..
Does it involve gyrating up close and personal with lots of heavy breathing a la Dirty Dancing?

Yes Anne! I have always, always wanted to take up Latin (and poss ballroom) dancing. It is something I have promised myself for the single life. Amongst other things.
I'm such a free spirit and I just need to let rip

I'm sure I read somewhere that Tom Burke is actually an expert at the Tango and that is not a word of a lie!

We'll be rocking waterfall cardigans next.

I do like a ceilidh though.

If you can't appreciate how HOT a bit of up close and personal dancing is, Drink, then I pity you.
Pity thee, I tell thou!

Hannah I have been listening to shakira all day today.

I was 21 when I did salsa and I don't recall a middle aged person in sight but I did my class at a salsa club - although I didn't really pay too much attention.

Hannah sadly it's possibly the most unerotic form of dance there is. It's fast, repetitive and very addictive! It also involves changing partners so you'd probably like that!

I have sustained many, many bruises in my time. The university balls were the best ones

Hmmm, well it was eight years ago. I would say there is potential and, as has been said, he's always evolving

Letuspray I saw that today and kept it quiet, it wasn't great, but in the Anna K trailer he twirls her around beautifully in what I perceive to be a Viennese waltz or something.

The ceilidh looks fun, it looks like a more fun version of regency dancing.

By the way, I am taking Porthos for the ceilidh. He will have a ball.

Ok I think I've just fallen in love with Santabarbara Carbonara!

Oh Anne, he'd have you on the floor on a date like that, in MANY different ways at various different times. I think that's a good choice!

The ones with substance definitely make the best ceilidh dancing partners.

Letuspray I think he just needs me a decent partner.

I think every poster on here today has fallen in love with him a little bit MTM! It's certainly been Santiago Day

If anyone tries to do a 'King' day tomorrow I will not be venturing out of the Aramis bubble I can tell you.

Santobarbara Carbonara - spits out wine. love it!

Ok, so the Prague and it's environs bus trip needs to include a ceilidh, leather clad moustachioed hot men. Departing from a multitude of regional airports. really, how hard can this be?

Santabarbara Carbonara - now that I like

So is this Ceilidh the barn dancey dosey do one?

Oh I just love a good dance. And I have plenty of substance. Line up the Scots - I'm on my way!

Oh and Tom Burke tango?

Ahhh, could you imagine a King day

Although, he's probably the best actor in it