Muskepervs Anonymous. Wenches apply within. Part VI

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

Come and join us bent over the chicken coop! We are here once again for our continued and most enojoyabke celebration of very VERY sexy men with beards dressed in leather.

We believe in sharing so there really is enough for everyone. We do, however, have a policy of only one at a time.

Not really...THE MORE THE MERRIER!

So get your swords off get your swords off honey. Shake it now now, get 'em off down town!

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part four

part five

825 posts already?! Should we be thinking about a next new home?

Half way through episode 8. I think we're going to have to have a rota for Porthos..

OMG, so there is absolutely no doubt. yes, it is huge. I bet it's like Dappy's

Anne - for services to the thread you can surely have first dibs on Aramis just whenever the hell you want.

This lecturer......just how shaggable is he...?

He is entirely not hot. Old enough to be my father but soooooo smart and quite arrogant and masterful. I would shag him in a moment though if he gave me the wink ignores that we are both married

Yes Anne, avenge yourself by telling us exactly what the lecturer looks like?

I want to shag him too after that description.
But we need a visual. Describe him.

Oblomov - I have no photo allowance left but I will do one just for you.

Bah....oh well. Xh is a lecturer so shouldn't really entertain the notion of shaggable lecturers. Shaggable mid 17th century soldiers with leathery shoulder thingies....now you're talking!

He is in his early 50s, has brownish hair, wears glasses . Not very tall and dresses really nicely usually nice fitting jeans, shirt that ways has one too many buttons undone and sleeves rolled in such a casual way that it makes me swoon.

Old, smart, arrogant, masterful

That is on my bucket list of shags.

Please tell me who he is most similar too. 'Good' looks are neither here nor there.

Sorry x post

pm Hannah and I a link to his inevitable university home page complete with picture.

We are bound by the wench code. We have too much on each other to blab.

Pm'd you both. However, I hope your XH wasn't a history lecturer. It isn't him but you know they might know each other or something

I'm watching Sunday's ep AGAIN (3rd time). I'm only up to the HEYs & I've already paused it so I don't miss anything while I catch up on here.

While Team Aramis are all around - are we going to reunite for a communal perv on here for Soccer Aid then?

Actually Twit & I could still not be in that tavern....filming took 8 months last time

What date is it? It will be easy to convince everyone in my house to watch,

8th June I think

Hmmm well he would definitely be one I would hate myself for wanting, but no doubt would a bit, once caught up in his RL charisma.

Not anywhere near old enough to be your Dad though surely? Going by his pics I'd have put him at mid/late forties?

I like em older. 50-60+ ideally and definitely greying/grey.

Got put off by some of info I read though, That would kill it for me.

Haha, yes the scandals are not great.

He was born the same year as my mum so he is 53 or something and I am 32. He is so attractive in class but the allure often vanishes once we leave.

Oh and I was thinking about the old handshake for meetings outside of the thread.

We could have a code word or symbol or initials etc. which we all get pm'd to us. Then when we're out we can slip it in so to speak?

54 Hannah apparently. The trouble with lecturers (in my married to one for too long experience) is that they generally feel that the world as we know it would cease to spin were it not for their valiant efforts.

I used to call my H on this and remark that he was being an arse. This is possibly connected to why we are no longer married. but he still is an arse for lots of reasons now

Hannah - haha. I don't see why we can't just wave or whatever since no one actually knows where you know another mumsnetter from.

That obviously isn't as much fun as a password though obviously. You will all need a password to enter for the reunion though. Not just going to let anyone in.

Mavis that is very clear actually and he either has people who think he is great academically and inspiration wise and those who cannot tolerate him at all. I'll be honest most people are in the second category but he has gone from strength to strength in his career since the erm stuff you will have read.

Anyway apparently he has left the bar so I am over it now. Back to the lovely leather clad gentleman.