Muskepervs Anonymous. Wenches apply within. Part VI

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

Come and join us bent over the chicken coop! We are here once again for our continued and most enojoyabke celebration of very VERY sexy men with beards dressed in leather.

We believe in sharing so there really is enough for everyone. We do, however, have a policy of only one at a time.

Not really...THE MORE THE MERRIER!

So get your swords off get your swords off honey. Shake it now now, get 'em off down town!

Part one

part two

part three

part four

part five

Today's spellings were brought to you tonight with the assistance of bribing with Haribo sweets

Seem familiar to anyone?

My most favourite picture of him ever ever ever.

Haha LetUsPrey my eldest is a studious geek and my DD is also a keen bean. like their geeky dad I have a feeling that my life will be transformed into a living hell as soon as DS2 starts school this year. He won't be told to do anything without a fight because he's just like me

(1h Oh hello LetUsPrey, I'm just having a swim (2) Why don't you come in and join me? (3) I really want you to join me - it's not cold (4) I really need someone to run their fingers through my hair and then investigate the v of destiny

SPLASH!!!

Ahahahahaha. Niiiice.

Oh god yes! We have just had the joy that is spelling practice.
Dd threw the mother of all melt downs because she refused to accept that two separate words of similar spelling, weren't in fact the same word

Worst bit was she got them all correct on Wed. But between then and now, she has forgotten half. Nothing to do with rushing them to get back to the Simpsons though. Oh no no no, definitely not that.

Poor sods though. We didn't have homework at primary. Now it's 3 lots plus reading.

The dod looks interested??!

Uh oh, what have you done? He looks fairly pissed off.

His cross points enticingly down there doesn't it? Not that I was looking that closely, you understand?

You say sexy, I say preying mantis.

I'm nothing if I'm not arse licking thoughtful...

For Anne and the rest of camp Santiago..

Ooh, I love him pissed off. Never with me of course but I don't mind him channeling his anger into a good old spanking

SPANKING CARDINAL!!

Haha I've only jut noticed there is an option to put threads onto Pinterest. I wonder if anyone has done that to this one yet?

I thought I'd accidentally shared it on Facebook earlier when the iPad went a bit mad and I clicked on the share links above

I nearly died at the thought - full on pounding heart and sweaty palms

have you seen this yet?

I spotted another wench on a thread about the budget earlier . I didn't quite know where to look. And I was only lurking.

Remember what goes on in wenchdom, stays in wenchdom (never did come up with a secret handshake)

I know mavis, I don't know whether to or pretend not yo notice. Obviously some times it would be inappropriate but, you know.

I've not really seen any others of you on the dark side yet, not in entirely unrelated threads. What happens if I see something I don't like? What happens if one of you fancies George Osborne? What happens if one of you IS George Osborne? What happens if ALL OF YOU are George Osborne???!

Hannah yup he's hot in there too But not quite as knicker dropping as Aramis - must be the lack of swagger & leather! (sweather?)

I agree. Hairy is definitely the new black.

I've been hitting the 'pin it' left right and centre, just as I'm always hitting 'report ' thanks to bloody scrolling iPhone crap
I've assumed it doesn't do anything on Pinterest that easily? And with 'report' I just hit back and hope for the best.

Is that enough?

Hahaha sausage fingers Hannah.

That's how we like em...filthy

sausage fingers?....

I wish

Pissed off. DH is being an arse and my friend just text to say that the shaggable lecturer is in the bar!!!

However, loving all the Aramis love today and Hannah thank you kindly for the Anna K link. I watched that earlier today, I fancy him as much in that as I do here. I think that means I am the most devoted.